12:31 - 03 November 2004
ELECTION OVER
ATTENTION AMERICANS!
THE MANAGEMENT HERE AT WHO DONE IT AND RAN, INK! HAVE DISCOVERED THAT JOHN KERRY HAS CONCEDED THE RACE, AND PRESIDENT BUSH HAS BEEN RE-ELECTED.
THESE ARE CIRCUMSTANSES BEYOND THE CONTROL OF THE MANAGEMANT OF WHO DONE IT AND RAN, INK! AND WE ARE NOT AT ALL RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY ACTIONS THAT MAY HAVE OCCURRED IN THE PAST 24 HOURS!
THE MASS HAS ENDED, GO IN PIECES.....
