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03:12 - 08 December 2004 YESTERDAYS MAIN EVENTS: CLEANING OF THE PALACE! I BEEN A LAZY PIG THE PAST FEW DAZE AND LET THINGS ACCUMULATE, IT WAS BAD, I WAS STEPPING OVER COMPUTER PARTS, AND OTHER ASSORTED JUNK! SO I DONE EVERYTHING BUT VACCUMM, IT REALLY DONT NEED VACCUMMING, AS I DO NOT TOSS JUNK ON THE FLOOR TO REQUIRE CONSTANT VACCUMMING! THE SWAMP COOLER IS GRAVEYARD DEAD!! WHILST CLEANING, THE SWAMP COOLER RATTLED AND DIED! AT FIRST, I THOUGHT I HAD BLOWN A FUSE, BUT AFTER TRYING SEVERAL WALL SOCKETS, THE OLD BEAST REFUSED TO SPRING BACK TO LIFE! THE DSL MODEM DECIDED TO COME BACK TO WORK, AND I WAS ABLE TO GO ONLINE AGAIN! I CALLED THE FONE COMPANY TO SEND ME OUT A NEW MODEM CAUSE THIS AINT THE 1ST TIME THIS HAS HAPPENED, AND SINCE I RENT THE MODEM FOR 3 BUCKS A MONTH, PLUS TAX, I AM ENTITLED TO A REPLACEMENT. THE MORON I SPOKE TO SEZ I NEED TO GIVE THEM A DEPOSIT BEFORE THEY WILL SEND OUT A NEW MODEM, AND THE REASONING THEY GAVE WAS THAT PEOPLE WERE NOT RETURNING THE MODEM. WELL, THE SCREAMING AND CUSSING STARTED AS I GAVE IT TO THEM WITH BOTH BARRELLS! KABOOM!! KABOOM!!! I THEN TOLD THIS FOOL THAT I RENT THIS PIECE OF SHIT AND YOU WILL SEND ME OUT A NEW ONE WITHOUT A DEPOSIT, AND IF YOU DONT LIKE IT YOU CAN CALL THE EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR OF QWEST AT THE EXECUTIVE OFFICE IN DENVER, AND PROCEEDED TO GIVE THE LACKEY THE DIRECT LINE! THEN, THE MORON SEZ, LET ME PUT YOU ON HOLD AND TALK TO MY MANAGER....SO AFTER BEING ON HOLD FOR 5 MINUTES OR SO, IT CAME BACK ON THE LINE AND SHEEPISHLY APOLOGISED TO ME ANS TOLD ME A NEW MODEM WILL BE SENT OUT RIGHT AWAY, AND THAT I WILL GET IT THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW, AND FORGIVE ME FOR ANY MISUNDERSTANDING. I TOLD IT THERE WAS NO MISUNDERSTANDING, THAT YOU MUST THINK IM AN IDIOT OR SOMETHING, AND THAT YOU WERE TRYING TO SCREW ME WITHOUT BENEFIT OF ORGASM, AND HUNG UP ON THE BASTARD! FRIGGEN FONE COMPANY! EVERYTHING HAS TO BE SO COMPLICATED!! OH WELL! THE LAUNDRY WAS DRYED AND CLOTHES FOLDED AND PUT AWAY, AND I PROCEEDED TO COOK ME UP SOME PORK CHOPS WITH FRIED TATERS AND CORN, AND A SLICE OF RUBARB PIE, OH MY! WHEN I OPENED THE LIL FRIDGE TO GET THE PIE, THERE WAS WATER ON THE BOX!!! WTF?? I LOOKED ABOUT, AND SEEN THAT THE FRIDGE WAS DEFROSTING!!!! WTF?? IT WAS PLUGGED IN WITH THE EXTENSION CORD!! COME TO FIND OUT, THE EXTENSION CORD SHIT THE BED AND DIED, TOO! AGGGGGGGG! SO NOW, I HAVE TO DRAG THE FRIDGE OUT OF ITS LIL CUBBY HOLE, AND MOVE IT CLOSER TO A WALL SOCKET!! NO PROBLEM!! WHAT ELSE WILL GO ALL FUCKED UP ON ME TODAY?? WELL, GOOD NEWS, DOYLE THE MANAGER TOLD ME TO GO GET A AIR CONDITIONER FROM DOWN IN THE BASEMENT! MY ROOM GETS CRISPY HOT AND I NEED SOMETHING TO COOL IT DOWN, AND MY WINDOW DOES NOT OPEN TO THE OUTSIDE WORLD, RATHER IT OPENS UP TO THE STORAGE ROOM. THE ROOMS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF ME OPEN TO THE OUTSIDE, BUT THEY ARE SMALLER ROOMS. WELL, THATS THAT! A TYPICAL FUCKED UP DAY IN THE LAND OF WHO DONE IT AND RAN, INK!!! WHERE ALL THE WOMEN ARE STRONG, ALL THE MEN ARE GOOD LOOKING, AND THE CHILDREN ARE ABOVE AVERAGE! |