04:52 - 14 December 2004
fixing things, part 2
ATTENTION TO ORDERS!!!
FOR ONCE AGAIN FOR MERITORIOUS SERVICE IN THE FACE OF A PANICKY, UPSET, WHINY, MORON, UP AND BEYOND THE CALL OF DUTY, BY THE POWER VESTED IN ME AS SUPREME ALLIED COMMANDER OF THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE, I BESTOW UPON CHAOSDAILY
THE RANK OF EXTREME DIARYLAND TECHNICAL GENIUS!!
YES FOLKS, SADLY ONCE AGAIN, OUR HERO, NAMELY ME, HAVING SUFFERED 2 DAZE OF EXTREME STUPIDITY, COULD NOT, FOR THE LIFE OF ME FIGURE OUT WHY THE LAST 5 ENTRIES OF THIS DRIVEL REFUSED TO SHOW ITS UGLY FACE UPON THIS PAGE OF THIS ALLEGED WEBSITE!!!
OUR HERO, CHAOSDAILY ONCE AGAIN CAME TO THE RESCUE AND FIXED MY DILEMMA HERE WHEN SHE DIDNT HAVE TO, SHE COULDA SAID "TOUGH SHIT!!" BUT SHE DIDNT! WHATTA PAL!!! WHATTA PAL!!!
WE HERE AT WHO DID IT AND RAN, ARE EXTREMELY GRATEFUL! THANKY THANKY THANKY YOUS!!!
SO NOW, EVERYTHING IS JUST ABOUT BACK TO "NORMAL" HERE!!
AND NOW, ON WITH THE SHOW!
WELL, I GOT 55 HOURS THIS PAY PERIOD, AND STILL CHOMPIN AT THE BIT, I CANNOT WAIT TIL PAYDAY, THEN IM GONNA PUT ON MY FLASH COSTUME, AND RUN LIKE HOLY HIGH HELL (WHICH IS PRETTY DAMN FAST, MIND YOU) TO AMERICAS FAVOURITE SUPERSTORE WE ALL LOVE TO HATE, WAL MART!!
AND GET YOU KNOW WHAT FROM YOU KNOW WHERE!!! I'M SO EXCITED!!!
I AM NOT USED TO HAVING BRAND NEW FRESH OUT OF THE BOX THINGS, ALL MY CRAP HAS EITHER BEEN USED, 2ND HAND, 3RD HAND, AND PULLED OUTTA THE DUMPSTER!! SO EXCUSE THE PIG HERE FOR BEING EXTRA JOYOUS, I DONT HAVE MUCH IN MY LIFE HAVING BEING A POOR WHITE CHILD LIVIN IN THE GHETTO!!!
YESTERDAYS GUEST RANT BY KGO'S VERY OWN DR. BILL WATTENBURG WAS RATHER LENGHTY ON HERE, AND I'M SORRY; IF YA WANNA READ IT IF AND WHEN YOU HAVE THE TIME, YOU CAN GO BACK TO IT NOW!! A REAL MISCARRAIGE OF JUSTICE HAS OCCURRED, AND WE DE PEEPOLE MUST DEMAND THE GUBBERMINT TO FIX AND REPAIR IT! NOW!!!! UDDERWISE WE WILL GO ABOUT MUMBLING IN WOE, "THERES NO JUSTICE, THERES JUST US!"
WELL, BOYS AND GIRLS AND ALL THE FISH IN THE SEA, ITS TIME FOR US TO EAT A CHOCOLATE MUFFIN!!! SO NOW HERES A PIC OF OUR FOUNDING FATHERS, 
THEN FOLLOWING THAT IS A PIC OF SOMEONE, AND YOUR MISSION IF YA WANNA PLAY AND ONLY CAUSE YA BORED, IS TO GUESS WHO THE PIC IS!!! IF YA GUESS RIGHT, YA GET A "ATTABOY" OR "ATTAGIRL" WHICHEVER YA PREFER!!! SO NOW HERES THE FAMOUS PIC:
YOU DLAND VETERANS CAN TELL A BRAND NEW SOLID SUPERGOLD MEMBER BY THE PIC ARRAY ON THE PAGE, CANT YA? HEHEHEEE!!!
HAVA SLAP HAPPY DAY, AND BRING THE CAT OUTTA THE COLD, AND FEED THE CAT A WARM BOWL OF CHICKEN MUSH, HE WILL LOVE YA FOR IT!!!
