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09:55 - 20 December 2004 GOOD MORNING MR AND MRS AMERICA AND ALL THE SHIPS AT SEA!!!! NEWSFLASH!!! THE WAL MART INVASION WAS A COMPLETE AND TOTAL SUCCESS!!!!! VICTORY WAS ACHIVED EARLY THIS MORNING, WHEN OUR HERO, (NAMELY, ME!!) HAULED ASS INTO WALMART AND WENT STRAIGHT FOR THE COMPUTERS!!! AND, LOOKING AROUND AT FIRST, I DIDNT SEE WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR!! SO, I GRABBED A PRISIONER...(WAL MART EMPLOYEE) AND SEZ, WHERE IS THE PUTERS THAT ARE ON SALE?? HE WILLINGLY AND WITHOUT FURTHER NAGGING, DIRECTED ME TO THE JEWEL I HAVE SEIZED AND IN MY POSSESSION NOW!!! $398.00 AMERICAN, PLUS TAX, FOR A GRAND TOTAL OF.......... FOUR HUNDRED AND TWENTY FOUR US DOLLARS AND TWENTY SEVEN US CENTS!!!! VICTORY WAS ACHIEVED!! I NOW OWN A BRAND NEW FRESH OUT THE BOX, NEVER BEEN USED BEFORE COMPUTER!!! YAY!!!! COMPAQ PRESARIO DESKTOP PC WITH FS7600 17" FLAT SCREEN CRT MONITOR! IM SO HAPPY! ME SO HAPPY!! HAHAHAA!!! GUESS WHERE THE OLD PIECE O' SHIT PUTER IS GOING? DUMPSTER LAND!!! GOT SPEAKERS TOO!~~~ I CAN LISTEN TO KGO!!! HO HO HO!~ NOW, BOYS AND GIRLS, IM GONNA PLAY WITH MY BRAND NEW COMPUTER, BUT THERES ONE THING I DO NOT NEED TO DO!! I DONT NEED TO PERFORM SURGERY!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEE! HAPPY HAPPY XMAS TO MEEEEEEEEEEE!!! |