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04:56 - 21 December 2004
IDIOTIC THINGS!!!
GOOD MORNING WORLD LEADERS!! so, youre thinking, but i'm not a world leader, oh yes you are!! I say!! you guys are great! you people here in diaryland who read this drivel on a daily basis since its creation in july have been just plain swell! not a nasty comment was said, not a foul criticism was uttered; not a judgement was made!! nothing but encouragement came out of your mouths!! when i was down in the dumpers, you guys picked me up with your encouragement and funny stuff; when i was angry you guys emphised with me; some agreed, some disagreed! and pals were made!! THANK YOU for the swell comments and thoughts you guys said to me yesterday, I know for some of you its no big deal that if you wanted to you can goto a store and just plop down some hard earned cash, and buy a new computer, and not think twice about it; as for me it is a BIG DEAL!! yesterday i had a major decision to make, i could take the $450 bucks or so that i got paid for the lil job i do around here and get some smokes and some food, after all, its 2 more weeks before payday again! or, i could get a brand new computer while supplies last!! i can ALWAYS get food and smokes for free, but i cant get a brand new computer for free; and it sure is swell to wake up inna morning, and not have to pull out and put in a video card just so the monitor would work properly, or to have to constantaly reboot cause the screen froze or some bullshit like that! just turn it on and go! everything works!! YAY!!! AGAIN, you guys are swell, and thanks for reading my drivel!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!!! as my pal ROCKET J. SQUIRREL usta say, and now, here something we hope you really like!!! HOW TO DO SOME IDIOTIC THINGS!!!! Just mouse over the titles and click on them to get to the links here!!!! | � |
YOUR OWN PERSONAL JESUS TOAST.
Since we here at who did it and ran, ink!! know that you lack $28,000 for a randomly occurring piece of religious sandwich, or even $3,500 to recreate the miracle in the privacy of your own home, we conducted a test to make our own. Here's how we did it. ZEN AND THE ART OF PROPER BATHROOM MAINTENANCE.
The only thing more important than properly cleaning the bathroom is knowing when that bathroom is in dire need of a cleaning. From gross to godly in just a couple dozen photos. A MATZO BALL SOUP TO MAKE THE BUBBES KVELL AND SHIKSAS PLOTZ.
Making Matzo Ball soup is easy, but speaking Yiddish is not. Learn how to cook classic Jewish soul food while also figuring out the difference between a schlamiel and a schlemazel. THE ROAD TO TURDUCKEN, PART 1.
In order to make a turducken, which stuffs a chicken inside a duck inside a chicken, you need to make three kinds of stuffing. In part one, you will learn how.
THE ROAD TO TURDUCKEN, PART 2.
In this graphic conclusion to the two-part turducken story, we bring our turkey, duck and chicken-based creation to life and make a gluttonous discovery. WHERE THERE'S SMOKE, THERE'S SPINACH.
Cigarettes prices are skyrocketing due to taxation and yet, the price of spinach and household spices have remained flat. Sensing some arbitrage opportunities, we here at who did it and ran, ink!! makes smokes from dried vegetable matter. MAKE YOUR OWN PRUNO AND MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOUL.
Pruno is a prison wine that prisoners make out of oranges, sugar and ketchup. It's horrible and foul, but it's also so potent that some prisons have banned fruit to keep convicts from making it. An exploration. A SPADE IS A SPADE: HOW TO MAKE A TRUCKER CAP OUT OF GARBAGE.
Trucker caps are all the rage these days, so much so that the poorer Americans can no longer afford to wear them. To fight such hat gentrification, Who did it and ran, ink!! shows you how to make trucker hats from household crap. FROM BACON TO SOAP: THE IMPOSSIBLE JOURNEY.
Bacon is a fat. Lye is a poison. And together, they make soap. With a little caution, making cute little soaps for the bathroom will be a snap. Just don't eat the lye. IT'S A BLENDER! IT'S A LAMP! IT'S BOTH!
Blenders make excellent lamps, and they're cheap and easy little creations that you can make. One wrong move and you're dead, but impending mortality makes the end result seem even cooler.
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