6 am! rise and shine! - wednesday, february 16, 2005
chewy news and udder stuff
well, ya know, i went shopping again yesterday, as this is turning into a habit, but i just cant quite get the trash bag thinghy right!
this time, i get the 4 gallon size bag cause the picture on the box has a trash bucket that looks like mine. so i get the junk home, and open the box, and aw shit! too small! well, im gonna have to go out again today, and get some more bags. i dont think you can return the box once its open, can you? o well.
anyhoo, i splurged yesterday and got me some starbucks french roast~! $8.99 a 12 ounce bag! ya, i know it was spendy, but ya know, i got home, opened up the bag, and woooo!! i had my snout in the bag and was inhaing the aroma like i was wearing an oxygen mask!!
february, 2005 is DRAGGING ASS!!! doncha think? shortest day of de month, and its DRAGGING ASS!!!
well, i guess i aint gonna get liver cancer anytime soon! (awww, shucks) i heard on CNN that coffee drinkers dont get liver cancer! well, as much as i drink of the stuff, i guess im ok in that department!
well, ya know i was being a regular guy, as i am, and i have been letting this guy that lives here and has a puter, i been letting him use some of my bandwith from my dsl. when it was decided that this would be allowed, we agreed that he would pay me 20 bucks a month. well that was about 2 months ago, and i aint seen a dime! well yesterday afternoon, i shut off the wireless access. 2 reasons behind this; 1. no money from him and 2. he overclocked his wireless card and the modem was resetting every coupla of hours or so, and it was getting aggrivating! i knew this idiot would be knocking on the door, and sure enuff, i was tired after hearing jaylenos monolouge, and shut all systems down, and was just about asleep when i hear bang bang bang bang on the door! well, the lites was off, the tv was off, i was horizontal and tired, so i iggy'd him! this mongrel got some money the udder day, and came to me and asked me where he can get an air conditioner! i didnt say anything about what he owed me for the bandwith use, so i told him the pawn shop on state st. has 2 of em for 50 a piece. so he got one for his room. well, im gonna be like the fone company, ya dont pay ya bill, im shutting ya off! and when he comes a knockin at a reasonable hour, i will be more than happy to lower the boom on him, about this and udder things. i dont believe in phoning people after 9 pm at night, and knocking on a door after the aforementioned (wow, thats a $5.00 word! i better check my bank account to see if they took the $5.00 out) time unless its a bona fide emergency, so there! neener! i said aforementioned, and you didnt! neener!
i wonder why scumshits feel they can just waltz right up to me, and snoop and ask stupid questions! yesterday, after shopping, i was downtown on state st. waiting for the bus to come back to sleepy hollow, when this scumbucket retard streetshit decided to peer into my grocery bag and ask me what i have! i tole him to get the fuck outta here! then, not 3 minutes later, this udder street vermin scurries over with his backpack, and opens it and shoves it within 18 inches of my face and sez, " i ave some very fine top drawer merchandise here for $1.50 i need a bag of tobacco, so you got $1.50?" again, i had to put on my evil face and snarl, "get the fuck outta here!!" about this time the bus comes, and scumswallow #2 gets on, sits near me and sez, "i got a walkman here for 2 cans of cokes!" like its some kind of daily special, and i told him, "look, asswipe, either you get the fuck outta my face, or ya head is goin thru the window" in my best brooklyn accent; people on the bus gasped! other decent taxpayers scurried outta the seats that they were sitting near me, and i was suddenly left alone, to enjoy my bus ride. ya know, i have been in the worst neighbourhoods in north america, places where decent white folk dont dare go into, and i never been fucked with like i have here in kiddieland! when i got home, i realised that yesterday was the 15th, welfare day! all the cockroaches were out and about cause the 15th is payday for some!
i used to be a homeless advocate, and whereever i was, i used to be very vocal to the city officials on the plight of the homeless, but ya know, i dont give a flying fuck about them anymore! all i see is a bunch of low lying dunken scumshits who invade ya space and try to meddle with ya and plead with ya on thier woe is me shit! well, ya know, when I WAS HOMELESS, i always kept CLEAN, always wore CLEAN clothes, and ALWAYS SMELLED MINTY FRESH! theres no reason to look like a sewer rat! theres FREE SHOWERS! FREE CLOTHES!! FREE MEALS! FREE BEDS! all ya gotta do is get off ya lazy ass, and get em! and i never bothered anyone!
am i wrong in feeling this way? why do vermin feel that they can just walk right up to me and start thier shit?
right now, if i was the boss of the city, i would get a bunch of busses, gather up all the debris, and drive them out to the middle of no wheres and leave em there, with the promise that if they came back into my city, they would be shot on sight! fucken retards!!!
SLEEP UPDATE: i slept 6 hours straight last night! yay!!
FACT OF THE DAY
Today in 1923, Archaeologist Howard Carter unseals the burial chamber of the Pharaoh, Tutankhamun. Also today in 1959, Fidel Castro begins his long-lasting career as head of the Cuban people when he becomes Premier (later President) of the country.
thas all there is, there is no more! hava slap happy day, and feed the cat, hes hungry!! ADDENDUM DE DUM DUMM DUMMY!!! 7:09 AM: LISSEN UP PEOPLE!!! I TAKE 100 MG OF ZOLOFT A DAY, AND I NEVER EVER HAD THE URGE TO KILL ANYONE GRAVEYARD DEAD WITH A SHOTGUN BECAUSE OF IT!! CHEESUS H. CRISPY CREMES!!! WHEN YA MURDER SOMEONE, FESS UP TO IT! TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YA ACTIONS!! DONT BLAME THE ZOLOFT!! OR ANY OTHER ANTI-DEPRESSANTS FOR THAT MATTER!!! I HAVE BEEN LIVIVIN BETTER THRU PHARMACUTIALS OFF AND ON FOR YEARS, AND HAVE TAKEN THE BEST ANTI- DEPRESSANTS THERE IS, AND SOME SHITTY ONES TOO, AND HAVE NEVR EVER HAD THE URGE TO KILL ANYONE!!
