06:04 - 17 February 2005
rambling thursday! its thursday already?
heartburn or heart attack? you decide~! wheres dr. killpatient when i need him? i have had 2 heart attacks already in my life; the 1st was back in 86 when i was detoxing. THAT led to the VOW i made to GOD upstairs never to touch another drop to drink again! you dont BREAK vows with GOD! and the udder was 3 years later, when my chorestoral (i know, i spelled it wrong, its 4 am whatta ya want?) was over 300 and i tole the doc i was shootin for 400! dr. killpatient was NOT PLEASED!
did ya know that most heart attacks occur BEFORE 7am? cheesus h. crispy cremes, i stepped onna scale the udder day, and the scale moaned and pleaded and tole me i weigh 275! my gut is so big, i look 9 months preggy. ugh! speaking of crispy cremes, doyle the manager went and got a dozen inna box yesterday, and tole me they cost 7 bucks! 7 BUCKS??? wtf? i remember the 1st time i ever seen crispy cremes, that was in bristol, tennessee! back around 94 or so, i was workin/livin inna holy roller shelter, and up the block, on the main drag was a crispy creme store, complete with donut factory built in, that is, they made em fresh off the line right in the store! and back in 94 a cuppa coffee and a crispy creme could be had for less than a buck! i just took ONE donut yesterday, feeling guilty about that! 7 bucks?! sheesh!
i gotta deal to make ya squeal yesterday! i was sitting here minding my own bizness, watchin from here to eternity on action max when the fone rang; it was doyle the manager; i figured he wanted me to work, so when i went downstairs this bigger than me hefty guy was there, a pal of doyles, and big hefty guy asked me if i wanted to make $10 bucks, american, a day! i sez well, whats the deal? and big hefty guy sez all i have to do, is lock the gates across the street at 8 pm from monday thru friday, at the parking lot across from the construction site! whatta deal!! lock the gates, and get 10 bucks, cash money! thats 50 a week! i dont haveta do it saturdays and sundays! thats 200 cash money a month, 250 on those pesky 5 week months!!! wheeeeee!!!! whatta deal!
im full of indecision here today; i been wanting a FLAT SCREEN MONITOR for this puter; now theres nuffin wrong with the monitor i got, its a regular monitor and works fine! if i buy a flat screen, then i will have to sell this one and i suck at tryin to sell stuff! then, on the udder hand, i COULD pay the fone bill, tomorrow is payday! or i could put the fone bill off til the 3rd. dish network is paid up til april; so all i have left is rent and fone bill(aint i lucky)so i dunno; what should I do folks? should i go to wal mart and get the flat screen monitor? i can either get a 15 incher for 185 or a bigger one for 250! so tell me what should i do! u decide! help a confused person who loves to spend money on stuff impulsively to decide if he should get a flat screen or leave well enuff alone! leave a nasty comment and tell me yay or nay! then tomorrow, i will tell ya what i will do! so, break out the coloured sharpies and say either yay, or nay! a yay vote is for the flat screen; a nay vote will keep me outta the electronics section!
i tryed that free bingo that dish network has on wednesday nights; they had lotsa sharp prizes to give away, including $5000 bucks, american; only thing is, i aint gettin any! well, it didnt cost me anything, so o well! the bingo card comes in the monthly dish network tv guide which is rather very hard to read so thats a waste of 3.50 a month!
i snagged me a almost brand new toaster oven last night from jason for 10 bucks cash money! itsa snazzy black toastmaster brand, and works swell! he had 2 of em so, he give me this one he didnt use much. so now i have to go out and get a flat pan so i can bake stuff in it. like BISQUITS!! hehehee!! well, its only 4:30 am, and im gonna turn on the telly and look at cnn for a bit and let this sit here for a while....
well, i havent shown this pic inna while:
FACT OF THE DAY:
Global travel gets a little easier today in 1867 as the first ship passes through the modern Suez Canal (there was a previous canal in ancient times). The canal connects the Mediterranean with Asia and meant that vessels now need not go around the dangerous African Cape of Good Hope.
ya know what im tired of? im tired of the friggen gubbermint goin on tv and sayin shit like "terror groups may or may not be planning attacks on u.s. soil maybe with car bombs, or other unspecified methods against unknown locations" ok everybody, lets panic now!!! did ya know there is a LAW now that prohibits people from bringing matches and ciggy lighters on planes? this is getting outta hand, and people wonder why airlines are going belly up! sheesh!
this just in: yesterday afternoon, kids playing in boulder, colorado find $80,000 cash money! its moldy oldy, but still spendy! the cops got it and they think its drug money! now, why cant we find 80 G's?? what would YOU do if you found 80 G's in spending cash? i know what i would do! i would keep it and spend it ever so slowly!! holy moley!
