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04:48 - 25 February 2005
i got a fever, and the questionaire!
i feel like some giant stomped the livin shit outta me! yesterday, woke up with a raging headache! ah well, nuffin a pot of good ole john wayne style cowboy coffee wont fix! well, shit me bricks! it didnt do the trick! so, i decided a blistering hot 120 degree shower might do it! it helped, but 20 minutes later, it remains. so, off to dr. killpatient i went, just to have him tell me i got a fever, go home and rest! what a friggen retard! i KNEW i have a fever!! all i ate yesterday was a spam sandwich! slept some, slept more, had strange dreams; by 11 pm i was wide assed awake! dammm!! the headache is a mild roar, so i decided that if i was gonna croak, im gonna croak listening to Elvis on sirius radio; the ALL ELVIS CHANNEL!! so, then i started to relax, and was able to sleep all night! i dont have a raging bull headache like yesterday, i didnt croak, so, i decided that the plan for friday is im gonna read next weeks time magazine about PAIN; the right way and wrong way to treat it! since i seen the list of questions/answers on cosmic's page i decided to do it, and reveal some stuff! WARNING: dont let QUESTION #4's answer scare you! email me if ya want a detail explaination about it. hava slap-happy friday!
01. Dyed your hair - Yes 02. Been a DJ - No 03. Climbed a mountain � yes-whistler mountain in B.C. 04. Been arrested � Yes- Captial Murder The ONLY thing i was ever scared of! i knew i didnt do it, and the jury agreed, udderwise, i wouldnt be here! 05. Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol - yes-in the navy: and pistol, and an M-16 and a Machine Gun and a light anti tank weapon. 06. Held a tarantula. � No 07. Taken a candlelit bath with someone - no 08. Said "I love you" and meant it - Yes 09. Taught yourself an art from scratch � Yes, stick figures! 10. Done a striptease - no 11. Bungee jumped � YES!!!! whatta thrill!! 12. Had a booth at a street fair - No 13. Watched a lightning storm at sea � oh, yea! its fun on a carrier! 14. Stayed up all night long, and watched the sun rise � Many times, these days every sunday! 15. Seen the Northern Lights � yes! 16. Gone to a huge sports game � Yes. baseball, basketball, hockey 17. Walked the stairs to the top of the Leaning Tower of Pisa � No, But I walked up tilted stairs whilst blotto! 18. Grown and eaten my own vegetables - no, too dirty 19. Touched an iceberg - No, but seen one up close and personal! 20. Slept under the stars - Yes. Went camping many times, city camping too! 21. Changed a baby's diaper � Yes,it aint that bad! 22. Taken a trip in a hot air balloon � yes, vegas has hot air balloon rides! 23. Watched a meteor shower � No i never noticed 24. Had to put someone you love into hospice care - No 25. Had a body part of yours below the neck pierced � Hell No! 26. Driven any land vehicle at a speed of greater than 100 mph � my car! 27. Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment � Yes 28. Had a food fight � Yes had an arguement with the ex, and the burgers started flyin! heheheheee!!! 29. Built your own PC from parts - all the time, how do ya think i am able to get online? 30. Taken a sick day when you're not ill � Yes many times 31. Asked out a stranger - yes! 32. Had a snowball fight � not since i was a kid, we usta put rocks in them! 33. Photocopied your bottom on the office photocopier � No, there would have been a stain! 34. Screamed as loudly as you possibly could � no 35. Picked up and moved to another city to just start over � Yes im trying to stay put now 36. Enacted a favorite fantasy � nope. thats my story, and im stickin to it! 37. Taken a midnight skinny dip � Only in the bathtub 38. Taken an ice cold bath � yes, some shelters dont have hot water! 39. Had a meaningful conversation with a beggar � Yes we talked about proper techniques. 40. Seen a total eclipse � Yes, both lunar and solar 41. Ridden on a roller coaster � Only ride the wodden ones! 42. Hit a home run � i was the home run king in school! 43. Ridden on a motorcycle � Yes i owned a bike for a while. 44. Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking � no, i dont dance. 45. Adopted an accent for an entire day � yes, back in my drunken days, i would break out inna aussie accent! 46. Visited the birthplace of your ancestors � yes, many times. 47. Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild �no i puke on mushrooms 48. Rode a horse �Yes til i was told i was too big to be a jockey! 49. Had major surgery � no, aint no dr.killpatient is ever gonna cut on me for practice and fun! 50. Loved your job for all accounts � sometimes 51. Taken care of someone who was shit faced � Yes, me 52. Had enough money to be truly satisfied � Yes once upon a time 53. Had amazing friends � Yes celebrities too! 54. Killed and prepared an animal for eating � Yes one time when i was a kid in a foster home, the bastard made me shoot and gut a cow, i puked my brains out and couldnt even look at a cheeseburger for many years! 55. Apologized to someone years after inflicting the hurt -well i tryed, but got slapped with an order of protection 56. Stolen a sign � yes 57. Backpacked in Europe � No, but i was homeless in europe! 58. Taken a road-trip � i took a road trip from 1991 to 2004 59. Rock climbing -yes 60. Selected one "important" author who you missed in school, and read him or her - No 61. Taken a midnight walk on the beach � Yes,especially when the cops came and told me to move it on, ya cant sleep here! 62. Gone sky diving � i just love to jump outta perfectly good airplanes 63. Changed your name � no, im stuck with what i got! no alias here! 64. Been heartbroken longer then you were actually in love � all the time 65. In a restaurant, sat at a stranger's table and had a meal with them � Yes- many times its called BASQUE dining! 66. Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language � no 67. Benchpressed your own weight � back in the navy! 68. Milked a cow � i tryed, gawd knows i tryed! 69. Alphabetized your records � no 70. Pretended to be a superhero � Superman, of course! ya mean i was SUPPOSED to PRETEND? heheheeee! 71. Sung karaoke � Yes, many times. 72. Lounged around in bed all day � as much as i can stand! having a room is just peachy! 73. Posed nude in front of strangers � no 74. Gone scuba diving -yes in the navy 75. Got it on to "Let's Get It On" by Marvin Gaye -ewwwwww 76. Kissed in the rain -Yes 77. Played in the mud - yes! 78. Played in the rain -Yes 79. Gone to a drive-in theater - Yes, i miss those!! 80. Done something you should regret, but don't regret it. � yes, many things. 81. Parasailed -No 82. Discovered that someone who's not supposed to have known about your blog has discovered your blog � Not yet. 83. Skipped all your school reunions - Yes. 84. Started a business � No. too poor 85. Dined in a restaurant and stolen silverware, plates, cups because your apartment needed them - Yes, but just the fine silver they provide at denny's! its easy! dined and dashed too! 86. ...and gotten 86'ed from the restaurant because you did it so many times, they figured out it was you - No 87. Taken a martial arts class - Yes 88. Swordfought for the honor of a woman -hahahhaahahaaaaaa!!!! 89. Written your own computer language �no. 90. Gotten married -Yes 91. Been in a movie � extra in a tv show, hill street blues! 92. Crashed a party � back in the drunken daze 93. Loved someone you shouldn't have - Yes 94. Kissed someone so passionately it made them dizzy � made me dizzy! 95. Gotten divorced - Yes 96. Had sex at the office �what office? where? is there pictures??? 97. Gone without food for 5 days � many times 98. Made cookies from scratch � Yes,a few times 99. Won first prize in a costume contest � no 100. Rode a gondola - No 101. Gotten a tattoo � Not yet 102. Found that the texture of some materials can turn you on � nylons! 103. Rafted the Snake River � No, camped out there 104. Found out someone was going to dump you via Blogger - No 105. Got flowers for no reason - no 106. Masturbated in a public place - No 107. Got so drunk you don't remember anything � i was a blackout drunk 108. Gone back to school - no 109. Performed on stage � Yes, sang like elvis 110. Been to Las Vegas -many times 111. Recorded music � a few times 112. Eaten shark - no 113. Had a one-night stand � many times, one hour stands too! 114. Gotten someone fired for their actions - yes 115. Changed someone's mind about something you care deeply about � Yes. 116. Bought a house -no 117. Been in a combat zone �no, unless you count being with the ex wifey a combat zone, or downtown L.A. 118. Buried one/both of your parents � Yes, both 119. Shaved or waxed your pubic hair off � nope 120. Been on a cruise ship � Not yet 121. Spoken more than one language fluently - Yes 122. Gotten into a fight while attempting to defend someone � Yes. 123. Bounced a check � Yes years ago, and on purpose too! 124. Had your picture in the newspaper � Yes many times 125. Read - and understood - your credit report � no, credit report? whats that? 126. Raised children � almost 127. Recently bought and played with a favorite childhood toy � No, they dont make SLINKYS anymore! 128. Eaten kangaroo meat - Yuck 129. Been a sperm or egg donor - Yuck again! 130. Eaten sushi � Yuck even again! 131. Found out something significant that your ancestors did � Yes. i got a ancestor who was a MP in scotland back in the 1850's 132. Called or written your Congress person - Yes, often! the dirty bastard! 133. Slept through an entire flight: takeoff, flight, and landing - No 134. Slept for more than 30 hours over the course of 48 hours � No 135. Walked the Golden Gate Bridge -i usta do that all the time 136. Sang loudly in the car, and didn't stop when you knew someone was looking � Yes got compliments too! 138. Had plastic surgery � no 139. Survived an accident that you shouldn't have survived - yes 140. Wrote articles for a large publication �no 141. Lost over 100 pounds at one time � I wish i could! 142. Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon - No, they wouldnt let me 143. Piloted an airplane � No. 144. Petted a stingray � Yes, and a Cougar and Falcon and a Jaguar. Of course, Chevy�s and Fords and Caddy's also!!Drove them too! 145. Broken someone's heart � Yes. 146. Helped an animal give birth � No. 147. Been fired or laid off from a job � many times! 148. Won money on a T.V. game show - i want to. 149. Broken a bone - No. lucky dog. 150. Had sex on a moving train - good ole amtrak!!
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