05:37 - 10 March 2005
its thursday, already? wow!
NEW MOON~~ok, so i guess yesterdays dribble people didnt like it so much, as i only got a coupla comments about it. today is a NEW MOON~~ what did they do with the OLD MOON? it was working just fine!
i had a rather distintive dream last night. i dreamed that i was with ROBERT BLAKE, i was homeless, and i met him during his trial. i gave him lots of encouragement, and assured him that i was on his side. he tole me i can stay at his place, and i tole him i would only if he tole me that he was not guilty. we were cutting thru peoples yards for some reason to get to his house, and the yards were like jungles to get across. he had a NOT GUILTY, SEE?? tattooed on the back of his neck. we got to his place, and he offered me a smoke, but i sez to him, no, mine are over there, pointing to a corner. and sure enuff, my box of smokes were there. his house was a literal mess. papers and momentos everywhere! he said he had to goto court now, and that i was to stay in the house and take care of it. it was a rather small house, cabin like, and papers and junk everywhere. so i sat in the recliner, my tv appeared and my computer did too. i turned it on CNN and wolf blitzer came on the screen and said that robert blake was just found guilty!
well, his cockatoo from the tv show barretta was in the corner, and the bird sez, see? i told you he did it! so there!! i stayed there a while then sold his things on ebay for 20 million bucks. i woke up then, and now here we are in reality. i believe that there will be a verdict in his case either today or tomorrow.
i bought a crock pot yesterday, and made rigatoni in it with chunks of meat and thick sauce in it! works swell for 14.99!
no word yet on the fate of jason. he took a piss test monday, and he worked yesterday, so i dunno. if ya dont hear anything when ya take the piss test, that means ya ok.
MONDAY the 14th is commonwealth day in merry ole england and its labour day in victoria; tuesday is the ides of march, and its my oldest son sean's 24th birthday. i aint seen him since 1991, he is parts unknown. nothing happening on wednesday, but thursday is st. patricks day, i believe that this poor excuse for a holiday is totally american made, and just anutter excuse to go out and get drunk. i swear, if any drunks get in my face thursday, im gonna slam them. friday is job payday, coupla hundred bucks deposited in the bank of caldwell. when i was gettin the crock pot yesterday, i wanted to get the brita aquaview water filter and some butter. i have a coupon i printed up from the brita website givin me 10 bucks off the top, and i forgot the coupon. i almost bought the damm thing, but not havin the coupon saved me. im gonna go out this morning and get it, and im bringing the damm coupon! i forgot the butter, too.
i suscribe to TIME MAGAZINE. wonderful unbiased pure NEWS OF DE DAY! (fuck you fox news, you republican mouthpiece) and on mondays cover we will learn how to end POVERTY! LBJ tryed it in the 60's, with his great society. they got on the cover here, a pic of this totally downtrodden family sans father,just the mama and 3 kids, a big bowl of filthy black water and mama is either reaching for it or setting it down. 8 million people die each year because they are too poor to stay alive. a provocative plan on how we can save them. you think you are poor? well shit ya pants good, cause your far from it! read the article, I THOUGHT I WAS POOR! our HOMELESS got it much better than these poor bastards! i tell ya, we here in the land of plenty are FAR FROM POOR! im never gonna consider myself "POOR" anymore! my gut is HUGE cause of good eating, not because of not eating!
NUMBERS:
67 hours, 2 minutes, 38 seconds;
time it took steve fossett to fly around the world non stop without refueling.
82%
percentage of the planes weight that was fuel when it took off from salina, kansas.
2600 pounds;
approximate amount of fuel that unaccountably disappeared after takeoff.
77.6 years;
U.S. life expectancy in 2003, a record high up from 77.3 years in 2002.
5.3 years;
length of time which U.S. women outlived men in 2003 a decrease from 5.4 years in 2002.
14;
number of black professors hired for tenure-track jobs at ivy league universities in 2003.
2%;
percentage of tenured ivy league professors who were black, the same percentage as a decade earlier.
$$3 billion;
amount a group of investors has offered to buy the national hockey league, now shut down because of a labour dispute.
$$497 million;
amount the league has lost in operations the past 2 seasons.
one last comment;
ya know, utah's govenor has got his shit together for a republican! yesterday he signed into LAW a bill BANNING illegal aliens the PRIVILIGE to have a DRIVERS LICENCE!!yay!! you go, gov huntsman!! of course, all the friggen wetbacks are crying now, saying they are 2nd class citizens! what? 2nd class citizens?? WTF!! the bastards are in our country ILLEGALLY!!! TAKING OUR JOBS!! FUCK YOU, YOU STINKING WETBACKS!! DRIVING IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA IS A PRIVILIGE< NOT A RIGHT!!! AS FAR AS IM CONCERNED YOU HAVE NO RIGHTS!!! YA DONT LIKE IT? GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY COUNTRY AND GO BACK TO MEXICO, YOU FUCKING GREASY ROACH CARRYING INFECTED CHILI CHUGGERS!!
WAKE THE FUCK UP AMERICA!! THESE BASTARDS HAVE INFECTED OUR COUNTRY LIKE A HORDE OF COCKROACHES STAMPEDING THRU A KITCHEN IN THE DARK!! YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE DAMM LUCKY I AINT RUNNING THE SHOW! I'D HAVE THE NATIONAL GUARD MOWING YOU DOWN ON SIGHT!!!
thats all there is, there is no more.
STRANGE BUT TRUE FACT OF THE DAY:
Today was once St Kessog's Day in Scotland. St Kessog was the patron saint of Scotland before St Andrew. An Irishman, Kessog came to preach the word of God in Scotland but was killed on this day in 560 in southern Perthshire. The Scots once used his name as a battle cry.
CAT OF THE DAY! YAY!
