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04:51 - Wednesday, Apr. 13, 2005
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at last report, upper molar the last was in stable condition, but still having adverse reactions to hot and cold drinks, but further reports coming in to the who did it and ran, ink! newsdesk say the death of upper molar the last is imminent. stay tuned to the daily drivel for updated reports, and, if necessary, we will break into regular internet programming to give you up to the minute details on the molar's health.
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upper molar the last was born around 1960, he has led a precarious life, constantly working as a team player as a grinder of food his entire life, having done his job well, he never recieved any special rewards. although it has been estimated that he has ground up nearly 60,000 lbs. of food, his hygenic habits are to blame for his current condition. he has been called on occasion to grind up wood and plastic, and as a result, in combination with his hygenic habits, have also led to his current condition. all attempts to prolong his life are failing at this time, and all we can do is sit and wait for the inevitable.
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today, i am:

yesterday was pretty much uneventful, i sat in the office and the highlight of the day was the food bank delivery. every other tuesday, we get a food bank delivery from the food bank for all the residents here. this week we got canned salmon, a bag of oatmeal, bread, can of apricots, and a can of corn. some weeks are better than others. i only had one complaint, and that was from a new resident, and she is not all there. i CAREFULLY explained that this is free, and she does not have to take the food as offered. her main complaint was that she wanted several cans of salmon, and i had to explain to her that other people had to get thiers first, and if there was any leftover at 10 pm, she was more than welcome to help herself. she didnt like that idea, but thats the way it is.

we have a new resident who is an asshole, plain and simple, and already has pissed off doyle the manager. he thinks he has special "rights" and "privileges" we have a rule that you have to have a valid utah i.d. to visit someone here, and only one visitor at a time is allowed per resident. also, if there is no one in the office to accept visitors and log them in, we have a sign that goes up that says, no visitors until after 5 pm. there are reasons for these rules. all residents are well informed of these rules when they move in here. this fuckhead came to me yesterday and asked me all kinds of questions. i told him a matter of factly, that he has been informed of these rules before, and that i only work here part time, i do not make the rules, i enforce them, and if you dont like it, you can speak to doyle, as you have done so before. he has called the main office about this, and he thinks the rules do not apply to him. too bad. doyle is just waiting for him to fuck up and he will be tossed out the door, eviction notice in hand!!

the rules apply to everyone, and there are no exceptions. this place used to be a regular crackhouse/flophouse, and not fit for regular human consumption. when utah non profit took this place over, and hired doyle the manager, he was told to clean house, and clean house he did!!
he has been here a lil over a year now, and we got rid of the last drug dealer a few months ago, and the fuckheads in the neighbourhood know better now not to come around here with their bullshit, because we will not tolerate them. as a result, they dont come about anymore, they have learned. occasionally we get a new fuckball coming by to spew his shit, and he learns quick when we call the cops, and they haul his ass off to jail, or back home as i like to say! when they walk past, they keep on walking, if they stop for some reason, we go out and watch them, and if they hang out more than a minute, we tell them to move on. they used to give us a hard time at this point, but now, they finally know what criminal trespass means, and what happens when they come by here. so now they just walk on past, and dont say anything. it is now nice and peaceful here and its gonna stay that way!!

doyle the manager has been informed by the company that he may have another property to manage, along with this one. if and when this occurs, maybe i will have more hours to work!!! gawd damn! i sure hope so!!! cross ya fingers, kiddies!!!

the constuction across the street is moving along very nicely. they are building a mini plaza with office space and underground parking. and as an extra added bonus, the city has kicked in and installed traffic lights on the intersection!! as of yet, they haven't activated them yet, but they will!! the police have stepped up thier presence in the neighbourhood, and is busting the fuckballs daily!! yay!! when construction across the street is completed, the desire around here is that the scumshits will not be hanging around!!! o joy!!!

there is currently talk around here that the gateway plaza wants to expand even more, taking up the entire block. but the friggen shelter and day center is being stubborn and wont move. hello? emninent domain? where are you?? for this place here, home sweet home, its gonna be 2 years before utah non profit will be allowed to sell. so we wait.

i work again today, from 9 to 5. i hope today will be as good as yesterday. when im working, and being occupied, and when doyle the manager is not here, i am in charge, i feel great, being given the responsibility; doyle the manager has managing classes yesterday, today and tomorrow! but when im done with the shift, my emotions go south a lil bit. this too will pass. overall, im ok. i have to be. i have responsibility now, and i am expected to do my job. and you bet ya bottom dollar, i do my job well!!!

one last parting shot!
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thats all the news from my stinky shoes, its time to eat, and beat feet, and get ready for the day!! yay!!!

hava slap happy day!!

FACT OF THE DAY
On this day in 1951, the Stone of Destiny was returned to Westminster Abbey in England after being found in Abroath Abbey. All Scottish kings were crowned sitting on the stone before its theft by Edward I of England. Scottish nationalists had stolen the stone from Westminster the previous year. Legend has it that the Stone of Destiny was used as a pillow by Jacob, whose sons founded ten of the twelve tribes of Israel.

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