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04:55 - Friday, May. 13, 2005 its gonna be a long downward spiral!! i will try to put up a good front, but in reality, i still wanna just cry! its 3:30 am, and i been up since 3, and im down one cuppa coffee already!!dont ask me how i feel cause i will dont enny 1 of you be freaking out either, this is just a phase in my kudos to our so gather 'round the fireplace, kiddies, its time for anutter so i was downtown, and i noticed an antique store! now, i just love antiques!! especially friendly, just browse, but dont buy, large ones, like this was! after spending most of the day looking at all the neat stuff, i seen out front that there was a WW II display, of manniquens in WW II army outfits, a tent, and the answer to my problem of ciggy mooching!! there was a half carton (5 packs) of chesterfields!! now, these wasnt just any old packs of chesterfields, these were genuine made in 1942 never been opened packs of chesterfields!! these were the real deals, cause there was NO barcode and NO surgeon generals warning on the packages!! and they were FOR SALE!! 50 bucks!!! 45 year old never been opened packs of chesterfields!!! the i bought with glee, the chesterfields!! i'm gonna fix these morons!! later on that evening, the ciggy vultures swooped in; a few weeks ago, i called TIME magazine to complain that i didnt get a couple of issues, (really, they never came!) so they sent me my missing issues, along with a nifty stainless steel coffee mug, of which i am using right now!! free!! got it in the mail yesterday! i ordered some things from woot! the coffee pot pictured above, it grinds the beans for ya and then brews the coffee!!! how cool is that!! also, got me a BBQ utensil set, and an MP3 player! im expecting the coffeepot today, and maybe the BBQ utensil set! also, the other day omaha ha ha steaks called and got me to buy some more stuff; namely a dozen yummy i aint had in a long while veal patties!!! and those yummy potato aw grautin balls!! and 3 pounds of italian chicken fingers!!! yum yum!! those will come next tuesday!!! so, today is friday! Bad news for all you paraskevidekatriaphobics. Not only does nobody have a damn clue what you're talking about when you tell them you have paraskevidekatriaphobia, but today is the exact thing you're terrified of: Friday the 13th -- the first one of 2005, to be precise. According to the Urban Legend Reference Pages at snopes.com, while the number 13 is generally considered to be a bad omen, there are number of other activities it would be ill-advised to engage in today. Among them: needleworking, harvesting, launching a ship, beginning a sea voyage and giving birth. So watch for that. Also today, Arizona Senator John McCain delivers the commencement address at the University of Oklahoma, a small consolation for the school's disappointing performance in this year's NCAA tourney. Sen. McCain's name is already being bandied about as a popular Republican candidate for president in 2008, with one poll saying McCain could defeat New York Senator Hilary Clinton in a theoretical head-to-head contest. Yes, this is all speculative and more than three years away, but seriously, with all the activities you're not supposed to engage in today, what else is there to do but sit around and take polls? The first Friday the 13th of the year is also traditionally International Skeptics Day. Or is it? Whatever, man, you probably dont believe me when I tell you it is Trust Your Intuition Day, either. SO, thats all there is, there is no more!! hava slap happy day, and cuddle up with ya kitties!!! awww..CAT OF THE DAY!!!
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