05:01 - Friday, May. 20, 2005
yahell chat and the toof

o whatta day yesterday~~~

i was 10 years ago. one of the first mongrels to use yahoo chat when it first came about. using netscrape at first, until innernet exploder came out, i would be a regular chatty patty in the yahoo chat rooms! after a while, i thought, what a novel way to meet women! i chatted up a storm, at libraries, then college libraries, sometimes at kinkos (10 bux an hour back then!) and, like the fool i was, i ran the gambit, done the cyber thing, and ran like hell when the time was ripe to meet my "future wife".

5 years and several ass-burnings and ego busters later, i had finally got it thru my THICK SKULL that these people i was attempting to instantly co-habitate with were all socially dysfunctional like me. i ran into psychos, drunks, and slobs. problem was that i was so damn lonely, i was catching the 1st thing smoking, and i eventually got bit right square in the ass as a result.
example:
last gal i met, i was livin in reno, and she was in wisconsin. (not YOU chaos!) after 5 months of innernet chat, and daily fone chat, she sez, come to wisconsin. so i put on my superman suit and flew to wisconsin!

i got a room there, and all was well for a minute.

DISCOVERIES:
she was a drunk
she cybered with young guys, posing as a young co-ed. she was exactly one week older than me.
she would rather cyber than be with me.
she was a psycho-bitch.
she was into violence.

so that was the straw that broke the camels back, so to speak! i had learned my lesson, and i wasnt going to get involved with these jerry springer types anymore. the wall of steel was coming up, and nothing was going to bring it down anymore. the wall of steel remains up today, and protects me from emotional distress from women who like to make believe they want a "relationship".

SO, on to today, or these days!
jason, who is a nice guy, has been in a innernet yahoo chat "relationship" with this gal from the philippines, is going down the same road i been on. the road to gloom and despair. i WARNED him months ago about this crapola, but he is a big boy, and he didn't wanna lissen!

so this gal in the philippines, she claims shes only 23 or so, and claims to be a virgin! ya, ok. right. uh huh.
he is "in love" with this wench, and she is now playing the ole head games with him. he has sent american cash to her. she sent pics (are they really her? i doubt it) he spends over FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS a monthjust on the cell phone with her. he has bought her a cell phone. and has talked about saving up money to GO TO the philippines to meet this broad, so they can have wild passionate sex. its all he talks about.

now, this has been going on for a few months. daily. now, mind you, she says she is a virgin, but according to him, theres wild cyber sex and fone sex that goes on. she sez now to him that she goes to parties, etc. she probabaly has a string of guys on her leash. if shes a virgin, im elvis. HAH! she constantly plays mind games with him, and the poor bastard's head is so fucked up by her, he dont know wether to shit or go blind!

he was here in my room for the majority of the day yesterday, with the oh woe is me routine about her.
i finally had to toss him out at 10 pm or so. he was up all night working, and couldnt sleep all day because of her. now i dont mind givin somebody advice, i do it all the time. people tell me their woes, and i help them the best i can with what i know. if they LISTEN!! i told him, he needs to get his shit together, find someone here in THIS COUNTRY. problem is he is socially inept, worse than me, and his self esteem is way low. way on down. i been also talking to him about drinking and drugging, and he seems to be doing ok about listening to me with that. i been getting him to go to meetings, and after he failed his piss test last time, i think he got the message about that. he knows that if he gets another piss test, and fails it, he is outta here.

i been telling him my experiences with these online "relationships" and how they turned out for me. and i been telling him all along that this is no damn good. and be REAL. FACE FACTS. she aint no damn virgin, come on!!! and how does he know that the pics she sent of her is really her?? i tole him he got to stop calling her constantly. 500 bux fone bills! sheesh! he sez he wants to goto the philippines to meet her. i told him, be real. he dont know that if he DOES go there, he will get all fucked up there. end up in the jungle somewhere as a hostage. or worse. we have marines and sailors stationed there, and they do not venture out into the civilian population alone, because if they do, they will get jammed up for sure. doyle the manager has even told him about this. these people are in a third world country, the political situation there is highly unstable, he just dont realise what he will get himself into if he goes there.these people think ALL americans are filthy rich, and these people are dirt poor for the most part. and there are terrorist cells operating there who would LOVE to grab a fat assed american, and hold him hostage, and kill him!! wake up, man!! this smacks of a set-up!!!

i dunno... he'd better smarten up and LISTEN to ME. if he dont, well, im done with him. this whole situation with him and this gal reeks. she aint crying over him! shes out partying! and she tells him shes out partying! virgin my ass~~!!!!!

ANYHOO, now its time for a last molar update.
as you all know, i been in pain all week, as the last molar is near death. its time for me to get thee to thy dentist TODAY and lose the tooth, or i will be inna jam. and i dont mean strawberry jam either!! i been calling around, and the general consensus is that here in the land of morons, if ya dont have the cash, u aint getting any teeth pulled. so i got paid today, and when the time is nigh, im calling the dentist, or i should suffer with this, and that aint happening!

theres no need to fear! underware is heer!!! hehehee!!!!
thanky yous to all my dear loyal readers for sending me notes about the toof, and i do appreciate it! i WILL get it done today!!!

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