14:30 - Friday, May. 20, 2005
Breaking news from who did it and ran, ink! Death of Mr. Molar D. Toof
Molar D. Toof, Born 1960 Died 2005
Restus em Pieces!
Mr. Toof was born in 1960 in Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada, The Second of 32 Brothers to arrive in this world. He enjoyed many things in life, most of all grinding food that was placed in his sector. He worked loyally up until the day he died, having performed many hours of service. He did not have very good Hygene skills, although towards the end of his life, he did develoup such hygene skills. He was the last of his breed; having been preceeded in death by 10 other brothers. He held on to the very last, and Death came peacefully, and painlessly. He was pronounced dead at 11:45 am, MST. and cause of death was severe decay. sitting shiva will commence at sundown tonight. a funeral mass will be said by the Right Reverend Rabbi Father Mosha A. McCarthy and burial will be soon after in a place to be determined by the grieving relatives.
