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05:31 - Saturday, May. 21, 2005 now, just in case ya missed it, heres a repeat of yesterday's second entry then after that, i will tell you whats new!~~ heres the repeat from yesterday: Molar D. Toof, Born 1960 Died 2005 Mr. Toof was born in 1960 in Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada, The Second of 32 Brothers to arrive in this world. He enjoyed many things in life, most of all grinding food that was placed in his sector. He worked loyally up until the day he died, having performed many hours of service. He did not have very good Hygene skills, although towards the end of his life, he did develoup such hygene skills. He was the last of his breed; having been preceeded in death by 10 other brothers. He held on to the very last, and Death came peacefully, and painlessly. He was pronounced dead at 11:45 am, MST. and cause of death was severe decay. sitting shiva will commence at sundown tonight. a funeral mass will be said by the Right Reverend Rabbi Father Mosha A. McCarthy and burial will be soon after in a place to be determined by the grieving relatives. there, dats dat! things i got yesterday, besides the toof pullin! i bought a REAL camera! hehehe! 150 bux! the pic of the toof was the first pic on the new camera! i got in the mail my new mp3 player, it holds 101 elvis songs, and has a built in fm radio, and udder stuff i dont know about yet. its a RIO CHIBA, and i can get a lil card to go in it to put more stuff in it. i got a suprise too from the foreman of the construction site! he went to best buy, and got me a top of the line wireless router, he been asking me for months about getting one, and i told him that for me they cost too much cause he is across the street in the construction site trailer, and the one we need, i cant afford, so he got it for me!!! now, he dont have any phone lines attached to the construction site trailer, they all use cell phones these days, but he needed internet access for his bizness, so i dont mind sharing my broadband with him. and its incrypted, so only he will be able to use the router. i got paid for the job i got here in the hotel! so did the moocher, and he repaid me the carton of smokes he bummed off me last week. i dont understand this guy one bit! he gets 80 hours or so a 2 week pay period, far more than me, he buys smokes, and food; he dont drink. i doubt very much he does drugs, he pays the same rent as me, 265 a month, yet watch this; by next wednesday, he will come a knockin' on my door....got a smoke?? cheesus h crispy cremes!!! WTF does this guy DO with his money???? i just dont see how he can be broke in less than 5 days after payday!!! he DOES pay back the smokes, and if i cut him off, i know i will feel shitty about that. jason's parents sold their house, and bought a condo, so he went to help them move. his folks are ass-tight mormans, hes 32 years old and told me he has NEVER smoked in front of them! i told him, lissen, you are all grown up, and if ya wanna smoke, just GO OUTSIDE!!!! he feels shameful about smoking in front of his parents! whatta schoolchild!!! so, i didnt see him yesterday. (whew) i know i will see him today, he works from 5 pm to 1 am, and i work fron 1 am to 9 am. hes manic like me, but undiagnosed. one night, after i took over from him at 1 am, he stayed in the office and yak, yak, yak til 4am, when it got a lil loud and boisterous, and doyle the manager came out and told us to shut the fuck up at 4am! GAH!!! so, now, when 1 am comes about, and i take over for him, he leaves immediately. today, i will go out and take pics of SLC, and the mountains, hopefully interesting stuff, and i dunno how many pics i can take, but if its not enuff pics, i will goto best buy and buy a card. then tomorrow will be picture day here in the daily drivel! well, i am so much happier and better that the toof is gone!! i lose about a toof a year or so, so, im good til next year!!! 75 bux!!! usually, when i pay for a pullin, its 90 bux!! this dentist was GOOD!! usually they slobber the novacaine all over my lip and tougne, then after it wears off, the PAIN starts!!! but the novacaine wore off, and NO PAIN!!! the toof came out, presto! nice and clean!! and i can tell, its gonna heal fast too! and very little bleeding!! this dentist knew his stuff~~ by the way, i NEVER liked STAR WARS!!!! im a TREKKIE!! so, now, i hope everybuddy has a slap happy joyous, rain free, sunshiny weekend!!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
this next one was taylored for women, so i changed a few words!
YEEBA DEEBA BEEBAH, THATS ALL FOLKS!!! FACT OF THE DAY! CAT OF THE DAY!!
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