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05:51 - Friday, Jun. 17, 2005
busted!!! heheheee!!!!

happy friday!!!!

true facts here! the owners of this fine building that i live in have adopted a one strike and ya gone policy here! which means that if you live here and are caught doing drug deals, possessing drugs on the property, you are outta here! ya get a 3 day nuisence lease violation, and are evicted! gone! cya! hate ta be ya!

yesterday, i woked a few hours in the afternoon, when i was outside smoking a made in usa cigarette when one of our tenants that i have been watching for a while, came outside to meet one of the known scumshits of the neighbourhood! hushed tones between the two were exchanged, they meandered down to the far doorway where tey stepped inside to continue thier bizness, not realizing i had an eagle eye on their every mood. their transaction complete, the rotten tenant brought his newly purchased hidden crapola into the building, still oblivious to my standing there! so, quietly, i went back into the office, and wrote down all the details as to the events that just occurred! and when doyle the manager came back, i informed him of the events, and he then wrote out the necessary paperwork, and informed headquarters as to the incident! a 3 day nuicence eviction notice was given to the mongrel, and dats dat! we run a clean establishment here! this tenant has been suspected for a while of illegal activity, and now we have proof, and now he will be gone!

in udder news, tragedy struck when dumbass, (namely me!) woke up early in the morning craving blueberry cake! at 2:30 inna morning, even! so i woke up, and without coffee, went directly into the fridge and hoisted out the blueberry muffin mix that was inna plastic bowl, and put it into the toaster oven and turned it on without thinking!
then, i sat down here and got me some coffee, and started to write yesterdays drivel de snivel!

oh, about 5 minutes later, i raised my head up, and started thinking, "whats that smell?" the fog had lifted from my peabrain, and i looked over to the toaster oven and it was smoking! and i dont mean cigarettes, baby! woot!!! i rushed over, unplugged the beast, and looked inside to a melted mess. so now, the toaster oven shot to hell, i went out later in the morning to best buy, and for about 35 bux, i got me this:

a convection oven!!!! whatta deal! last evening, i followed the directions on it and broiled a steak, and 20 minutes later, yummithy!!! woo woo!! mouth watering!! much better in the convection oven than the grill!!! after im done typing this, im breaking out the bacon, and seeing how that will go!!

well dats dat! i got bacon and eggs on the brain! hava slap happy weekend, and dont put plastic things in the toaster oven!



FACT OF THE DAY
Explorer Sir Thomas Mitchell is born today at Grangemouth in Scotland in 1792. As soldier by profession, he travelled to Australia in 1827 and undertook several expeditions that mapped large areas of South-Eastern Australia and did much to open up large areas of excellent grazing country to settlers. He died in Sydney in 1855.

CAT OF THE DAY

OH BOY!!

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