07:15 - Saturday, Jul. 23, 2005
picture this!
happy saturday! the song will change later on, any requests? ELVIS MUSIC ONLY PLEASE! email requests to [email protected]!!!
recent pictures!
dolly i bought from JJ's auction 
new hershey bar! 
thursdays temp here! 
the king! 
poor mans flowers! i must say, i did sleep pretty good last night! and strange dreams. i was a rookie fireman, and i impressed the commissioner with my abilities to drive a model T car! then, i was working in a homeless shelter, and checking in everyone, giving breath tests, and dipping the straw into a bottle of listerene so when they blew into the machine, it would go off like they been drinking! and then, i was in command of a battle cruiser, firing torpedos and rockets, then i woke up and it was 10 past six. mountain goat time! why is it that you dont feel groggy until you raise your head up from the pillow?
well, KSL tv the local NBC channel, morman owned and operated, pre empted all the nbc shows last night because (insert sarcasm here) his royal hind-ass, president gordon hinkley, lord and master of all things morman, decided to have his 95th birthday a month later, and have it televised, and all the morman hoo dee hoos including that morman heartthrob, donny osmond,(where was marie?) perform! Quote: its so special to perform for the prophet (pronounced: profit) they treat this old fart here like hes god, and address him like the rest of us address the President of the United States! sheesh! and to top it all off, in the end, they showed the opening of the 141st temple in NYC, "a temple grows amongst the chaos" i wonder how many mormans will actually go in there? you need to be a card carrying morman to go into a temple. literally. its called a recommend card, and you have to show it to get into a temple. if ya dont have it, ya dont get in! plain and simple. one of these days, i might climb into a morman uniform, and see if i can sneak into the main temple here! 
and now, heres a few pics of the nasty ass wild fires for all you guys back east to look at!
i work tonight, so i will be sleeping most of the day, right now, im deciding if i should:
A. goto starbucks
B. goto the IHOP (international house of old people)
C. dennys
D. just stay put and cook my own breakfast!
decisions, decisions!
heres a nifty blogthing!
| Your Hawaiian Name is: |
 Mamo Keona |
every buddy have a swell weekend, and stay cool, and give the cat some cool water to drink!
tip of de day from our own dr. killpatient:
remember BOOZE and COFFEE DEHYDRATE YOU!!! DRINK WATER!!
FACT OF THE DAY
On this day in 1745, Charles Edward Stuart landed on the Hebridean island of Eriskay, from France. From there he went to the mainland to set out on his mission to restore a Catholic throne.
CAT OF THE DAY
strange.......
