05:00 - Saturday, Sept. 03, 2005
the cat is outed!! woo!!
saturday, the last day of farmers market.....

dang! this summer went by at sub-sonic speed, didnt it?? just 29 days til my birthday, october 2nd!! i will be 47. i had to think about that for a minute there. i never expected to last this long, considering all that i have done!! i am one lucky bastard!

cat news!

i didnt mentioned this yesterday, so i will say it today. creamsicle is banned from the closet!! before you say, awwwww, here now, is hymie d. shyster, for the defence:

"the udder day, oi, the cat went into the closet, as usual; he was allowed to stay in there most of the day. in the throes of the late afternoon, creamsicle the cat was requested to come out from behind the water heater, and this request was ignored, as most requests from humans are, and so, without further ado, the human in question pleaded and begged the aforementioned cat to come out, come out, where ever you are! and upon closer inspection, the alleged human in question went to physically extract said cat from behind the heater, which required gymnastic abilities, and a lot of streching, and wiggling, and lying down on the floor and contortions, even!

when the accused human got into position, he asserts that he noticed an invading army of baby ants that was lining up into formation, hundreds of them, ready to invade!!! upon seeing this, the accused started to panic a bit, but the blissful cat would not move, ignoring all that was going around him!

so, the defendant, reaches in and gets the cat out. a minor fight ensued, which the accused hath suffered minor lacerations upon his mitts, but his very difficult extraction mission was accomplished! the great cat was released, unharmed, and made a beeline for under the bed.

meanwhile the meany human went and killed all the invading army of baby ants, and closed the closet door. never to be opened again!!

the logical reasoning behind this is that if anything was ever to happen, like say, a fire for instance, and the fluffy cat was to be in the closet, he would not be able to get him out, because when the heretofor mentioned cat is in the closet, he is in his own world, oblivious to all that is around him.

its time for the cat to come out of the closet.

thats the story, and my client is sticking to it!!"

respectfully submitted,

hymie d. shyster,
professional mouthpiece.

so, there you have it, and thats that!!

now you can say, "awwwwwww"

i found some dry catfood that creamsicle loves to chew on, purina cat chow, wow wow wow!!
and this morning, he pleaded and whined, and pawed, but he aint going in the closet!! so, he decided that he will take his place under the bed. i just dont get this at all!! he will sit under the bed all day, and come out to eat a lil and go potty, then, its right back under the bed until nightfall, when he comes out and jumps on top of the bed until i wake up in the morning!! but ya know, all in all, he is a great cat!!! im lucky to have him, hes healthy, and keeps hisself clean, and litterbox trained too!!! just not too big on water drinking. which does concern me. i just dont know what to do about that!

well one last thing. as i sez yesterday, i will donate 5 bux to the red cross disaster relief fund for every calendar that you buy from me. also, here is a button that if you click it, will take you directly to the red cross page to where you can donate some money to help these people. you can trust me i been around almost 47 years, and the red cross been around for just as long, maybe longer!!!

well, i have to get ready for work!! hava happy saturday!!! meow!!!!

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