16:24 - Monday, Sept. 19, 2005
daily drivel evening edition!! all new!! just for you!!!
howdy folks!!
once again, i wanna say thanky yous!! to all you swell people out here in diaryland!! your wonderful comments and cheers make me feel swell!
from now on, the daily drivel will be here in the evenings, look at it like this, only 12 hours later!!
alrighty now, heres an update, i hope its not too late!!! if not, and you havent ate, go get some food on ya plate!!!
well, i got to the hotel right at 9 am on the dot. and doyle was here. i didnt mince words, either! i tole him flat out that the gubbermint is waging a conspiracy of the highest levels to deny me my solvency, and make me return to the gutter from whence i came! is stopping my check, and that i may get one in october, but after that, thats it! so, im either gonna have to have more hours, and/or i will have to get a job cooking eggs or something.
so, good ole doyle, he told me i can play on the computer work all day, and he will talk to his boss to see whats up. and so off he went and when he came back he told me she will be looking into it.
meanwhile, moocher came down, in mooching mode, since its the day b4 payday here, and i told him whats what too, so, within one hour, he mooches 4 smokes off me (after all, i have my own cigarette factory) then he does something that totally shocked me.
he went to doyle and told doyle that he got a week vacation coming to him, and he is taking it so i can work his shifts for him!! he aint bad after all, ya know? so, i will be working tomorrow here from 5pm to 9am wednesday morning, then friday night from 5 pm to 9am sat morning; now, i generally work saturdays from 9-5 but i cant so jason will have to do it. he comes on sat nites from 5pm to 1 am anywhay, so this will give him 8 hours, then i come back sunday morning and work 9-5!!
so far so good, lets just see what happens.
doyle just came out with a hunk o' chocolate cake, cold and fresh! he does that every now and then!
some of ya might be saying, well what happened to all that cash he was making? well, i spent it! i have a hard time saving cash, and so i spent it just as fast as it came in! i cant help it, but ya know i bought junk i needed, and didnt gamble it away!
so, its like this; picture a ladder dangling in the sky, and near the top i was, but uncle friggen sam, that stinking ham, gave me the G.I. boot right in the ass, and i started to fall, and grabbed a rung near the bottom, and hung on, and now im just climbing back up, thats all!! heheeheee!!
so enuff already! i cryed and yelled and stomped about and got it all out of my system. lets see whats next!!
Listen up, bloggers! Today is Dear Diary day, and you know what that means: It's time to dig out all your old diaries from middle school and post them on the Internets. Observe, as you do, that you still have a crush on someone named Mikey, who still picks his nose, and has a bowl-cut; that Jessica is still, like the biggest cooze, and who does she think she is; and that you have recently purchased several new items and have gone on a diet. Why don't you tell us all about it? It's fascinating, we swear to you. Put it in a list.
Parents of teenaged girls who dress like hookers can freak out right � about ... now! John "candy is dandy but the Rohm RG-14 revolver is quicker" Hinckley Jr. goes before a judge today to determine whether or not he's healthy enough to go visit his Mom in Virginia. Hinckley has already been granted the right to stay with his folks at hotels around his permanent home at St. Elizabeth's Hospital for the Seriously Fucking Nuts in Washington, D.C., but now he'd like to go on a little road trip, if that's OK. Hinckley got his trading card by plugging Ronald Reagan in 1981, if you recall, in order to impress Jodie Foster, who is so not attracted to psychopaths, especially (allegedly) ones with penises.
John's a little bummed out, because he just broke up with his girlfriend, a fellow guest of the state who was in the hoo-hoo-hoosegow for killing her 10-year-old daughter. Pfff! We've all been there, right? What if we went running home to Mommy every time our murdering exes broke up with us? Also, John? Jodie is still unimpressed. Just FYI.
Holy Washed Up D-List Celebrities, Batman! It's Adam West's 77th birthday today. Actually, it seems rather cruel to characterize West as "washed up." How far can you fall from playing an ambiguously gay caped crusader on a TV show with a lower per-episode budget than our monthly take home pay? And that's adjusted for inflation. Even the movie -- yes, there was a movie, we saw it when we were kids, on TV-38 in Boston, home of the Creature Double Feature -- was so ghettolicious that it featured a sequence in which a dolphin saved our intrepid heroes ... off-screen, as actual dolphins are so demanding about their trailers and having white rose petals strewn in their toilets and so on.
So, thats all there is, there is no more!! tell all ya pals!! daily drivel evening edition!!
one more thing, its season premiere week on tee vee!!! wheeeeee!!!! no more repeats!!!
hava great scrabble playing evening!
FACT OF THE DAY
One of the most intriguing finds in archaeology occurred today in 1991 when two German tourists uncovered the corpse of a man who, it later turns out, had died about 3000BC. Known as '�tzi the Iceman', the corpse gave numerous fascinating glimpses into the life of one of Europe's ancient people and is still revealing fascinating facts about his life and times to this day.
CAT OF THE DAY
and this is for my pal, boxx9000 who was having probs with coffee and cats this morning!!
