acaldwell's Diaryland diary

05:53 - Thursday, Sept. 29, 2005
thursday follies!!! and...slinky links!!!
thursday follies!!

strap on the skates, mates, cause i has haloscan again! i always had it i just stopped using it when i became a diaryland solid super duper gold member back when i thought that was special! SO NOW, if ya wanna make a snidey comment, click "cmon say a few syllables" and like magic, the haloscan box will appear, where you can spew the phlem!! wheeeeeeeee!!!
now, i donated the 12 bux to haloscan to get the "extra features" what ever that is!
its a lil nippy in this part of mississippi this morning! all hands here have fingers crossed, and the intensity will grow throughout the day to see if i get a gubbermint check tonight! if i do, i do, if not, piss on em!

i still have CALENDARS available for 2006! calendars from scotland! they are printed in english, and they have american holidays listed in them! if you buy one, two, or all three types, your contribution to the cause will be WELL APPRECIATED!!
now, i know you might be able to get a calendar for free somewheres, but these calendars have swell pictures of scotland, and they are pretty too!! if you buy one, speedy delivery is ensured, and money back no problem if not satisfied! just ask the diaryland pals who bought some! chaosdaily, onewetleg, cosmicrayola, yarnsmith, boxx9000!!!
so dont delay!! buy a scotsman calendar today!! hit the small paypal button to buy one calendar, and tell me what kind you want; desktop, appointment, or wall calendar, or, hit the BIG paypal button, to buy all 3!! paypal is the SAFEST way to complete the transaction, its secure, encrypted even!! and NO ONE will find out your information!! (this concludes the begging portion of our programme!!!)

and now, heres some slinky links!!! not sausage links, but slinky links!!! just place your mouse arrow over the words, and click on em which will take you to a slinky webpage!! no porno pages here! just silly and unusual webpages!!

"Our
great country is in a terrible downward spiral. We're outsourcing
jobs, bankrupting social security, and losing lives at war. We need to
focus on what's important-- paying attention to our children, our citizens,
our future ... It's time to be smart about our politics. It's time to
get America back on track." Christopher Walken for President, 2008.

Next
to the printing press, you could make a fairly strong case that Photoshop
has done more to give people a means to protest and criticize the world
they live in than anything else. Consider the special effects job that
someone gave to Tom Cruise's Oprah couch moment from a while back. Brilliant?
Oh, yes. Quite.

Is
R.Kelly's "Trapped in the Closet" an amazing song or a total
piece of shit concept piece that's borderline amusing without a decent
hook. Who can say? Luckily, these fine folks have broken down all five
parts of the song Cliff's Notes style, so this possible masterwork can
get the literary breakdown that it truly deserves. Ask yourself: "Why
does Chuck look for Sylvester under the dresser? How big do you imagine
the dresser to be?"

Oh
hey there, Mr. Johnson, I'm here to pick up your daughter for the
prom. Oh this? These old rags? Yeah, I made this outfit myself at home.
Wanted something that no one else will have, you know? Yup. It's made
of cans of Coca-Cola, but it's not that hard to walk around in. It's a
little awkward at times -- I can't clap my hands or anything -- but it
does look cool, don't you think? What do you mean your daughter isn't
home?

so, today is cleanup day here!! lots of vaccuming, dusting, spraying and wiping, dishwahing, and laundry washing will be going on here!!! followed by naptime, pogo playing and tee vee watching and yahoo messaging! some wheres in between will be food eating, and coca cola drinking! so thats the plan for the day!
hava happy thursday!!

FACT OF THE DAY
Today is the anniversary of the birth in 1758 of Admiral Horatio Nelson. Today, a monument to him stands on Edinburgh's Calton Hill. Built in 1816 and shaped like an upturned telescope, it served as a timepiece for ships in Leith - at 12:55pm a ball is raised on the monument's mast and when the one o'clock gun is fired from the castle, the ball drops.
CAT OF THE DAY (a daily drivel fave)

COMIX

HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE?
click here for movie!

previous - next