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05:14 - Saturday, Oct. 01, 2005
october 1, 2005

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october 1, 2005!!! 24 hours from now i will be 47! imagine that! one of the common sayings i hear from people is:

"you are old enough to be my daddy!"

now isnt THAT some shit!!

i have reports from the investigative team here at who did it and ran, ink!!! that the ELVIS MUSIC that is played here on the daily drivel cannot be heard by users of macs and firefox!!! anyone have any ideas on how this can be fixed? sometimes i feel so stupid!! ah well!!
my pal, giannarazi, sent me this lovely birthday card in the mail i recieved yesterday!!!

she must know i love pickles!!

i wanna say thanky yous in advance to all you guys for the cards i will get from yous in the snail mail and email!!! you guys are super!! and i aint just saying that, either!!

all my life, as far back as my eye can see, and this only comes into mind on this day, october 1st, i have a dream in which the number of my age, and the number of my new age, in this years case, 46 and 47 have a swordfight, like swashbucklers or pie-rats (poolagirl) the new age always wins, and its been my life long belief, and i have had this dream every year that i have been here on this planet, that one year, the old age will defeat the new age, and when that happens, i will not live to see my new age. this year, 47 defeats 46 in a fierce swashbuckling battle that would make errol flynn proud!! (and if you do not know who errol flynn is, you are way too young to be reading this hyperbole, so go back to bed and reast ya neck!!! hahahaa!!)so, im good to go for another year of action packed living, and fun stuff to do, and who knows the kind of messes that awaits!!!!



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last evening, my bell rang it was the cops!! they was looking for one of my tenants here, and i asked him if she had called them and he sez no, so, i went to the front door, and let em in to see her. he asked what kind of housing this was and i explained it to him, so we went to her apt. turns out they had a bench warrant to serve her, and the cops were nice. they seen that this poor gal didnt know what time it was, and was thouroughly confused, he took me off to the side, and i tole him she is a paranoid schitzophrenic, and he sez ooohh.. and he vacated the warrant, realising that she is not responsible, and other people look after her affairs. nice cops here. these ones had common sense!!
after they left, it took me 20 minutes to calm her down, and convince her she is not in trouble. and that her place here is safe. poor woman.



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did you hear what bill bennett said on his radio show the other day? for those of you who dont know who he is, he used to be the education secretary under President Clinton.

his idea of lowering the crime rate in the united states is to abort every black child.

sheesh! another case of foot in mouth disease, and the media, not to be undone, was harping on this all day long yesterday!

in udder news....
U.S. Launches AIDS-Awareness Campaign In Botswana: 'You All Have AIDS,' Says U.S.

U.S. Launches AIDS-Awareness Campaign In Botswana

FRANCISTOWN, BOTSWANA�Officials and volunteers from the U.S.-based AIDS Awareness Organization began an aggressive campaign Monday to inform the citizens of Botswana that they are afflicted with AIDS.

Report: Some Sort Of Primary Just Happened

OLYMPIA, WA�Inconclusive evidence suggests that some kind of primary election might have occurred in the last week or so. maybe my pal, bluesleepy can fill us in on these strange details!!

Two Publicists, Stylist, Personal Assistant Injured As Nicole Kidman Turns On Handlers

LOS ANGELES�The Oscar-winner�s publicist suffered extensive nerve damage and severely yanked hair.



for those of you wondering, yes i got a gubbermint check last night, and in a paranoid frenzy, ran like hell to a ATM machine to withdraw it from the bank, lest they change their minds about it! so im set for this month. I put an appeal in, so lets see what happens!! gad!! im so addicted to money!!! im gonna wait til after journal con to find a regular job. so, riding this latest tsunami out and see what happens!! im living on the edge here. the big question is, what happens in november, when rent is due, and im broke? will doyle cut me some slack? we will see.....stay tuned!!

its saturday, and that means that i am working today from 9-5!!!
so now i leave you with a fresh pic of creamsicle the cat!! check out them eyes!! woooo!!! hava happy happy!!!







BLOGTHINGS!!!



You Are Balanced - Believer - Empowered


You feel your life is controlled both externally and internally.

You have a good sense of what you can control and what you should let go.

Depending on the situation, you sometimes try to exert more control.

Other times, you accept things for what they are and go with the flow.



You are a true believer in luck, fate, and karma.

You believe that life is a game of chance - not a game of skill.

You either consider yourself very unlucky or very lucky.

No matter what, you don't feel like you can change the hand you were dealt.



You have a good deal of power, but you also know the pecking order.

You realize that working the system does get you further.

You know who to defer to and who to control.

When it comes to the game of life, you play things flawlessly.

The Three Dimension Luck and Power Test




Your World View


You are a moralist with conventional ideas, which some people would call old-fashioned.

You probably think that most of the world falls badly below your standards.

Your inhibitions and sense of guilt are in the way of your happiness.



You think that people tend to use sex for evil, as a weapon.

Your parents probably played a big part in the formation of such a guilt complex as yours.

Your mind is in chains, and it's time you did something to free it.

What Is Your World View?




Your Irish Name Is...



Niall Gallagher


What's your Irish Name?

FACT OF THE DAY
On this day in 1946 Rudolph Hess, Hitler's deputy, was sentenced to life imprisonment after being captured in Scotland in 1941. The series of events surrounding his capture, after his plane crashed onto farmland south of Glasgow, is shrouded in mystery, and conspiracy theories are rife.

CAT OF THE DAY

GARFIELD


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