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05:14 - Saturday, Oct. 01, 2005 october 1, 2005!!! 24 hours from now i will be 47! imagine that! one of the common sayings i hear from people is: "you are old enough to be my daddy!" now isnt THAT some shit!! i have reports from the investigative team here at who did it and ran, ink!!! that the ELVIS MUSIC that is played here on the daily drivel cannot be heard by users of macs and firefox!!! anyone have any ideas on how this can be fixed? sometimes i feel so stupid!! ah well!! she must know i love pickles!! i wanna say thanky yous in advance to all you guys for the cards i will get from yous in the snail mail and email!!! you guys are super!! and i aint just saying that, either!! all my life, as far back as my eye can see, and this only comes into mind on this day, october 1st, i have a dream in which the number of my age, and the number of my new age, in this years case, 46 and 47 have a swordfight, like swashbucklers or pie-rats (poolagirl) the new age always wins, and its been my life long belief, and i have had this dream every year that i have been here on this planet, that one year, the old age will defeat the new age, and when that happens, i will not live to see my new age. this year, 47 defeats 46 in a fierce swashbuckling battle that would make errol flynn proud!! (and if you do not know who errol flynn is, you are way too young to be reading this hyperbole, so go back to bed and reast ya neck!!! hahahaa!!)so, im good to go for another year of action packed living, and fun stuff to do, and who knows the kind of messes that awaits!!!! last evening, my bell rang it was the cops!! they was looking for one of my tenants here, and i asked him if she had called them and he sez no, so, i went to the front door, and let em in to see her. he asked what kind of housing this was and i explained it to him, so we went to her apt. turns out they had a bench warrant to serve her, and the cops were nice. they seen that this poor gal didnt know what time it was, and was thouroughly confused, he took me off to the side, and i tole him she is a paranoid schitzophrenic, and he sez ooohh.. and he vacated the warrant, realising that she is not responsible, and other people look after her affairs. nice cops here. these ones had common sense!! did you hear what bill bennett said on his radio show the other day? for those of you who dont know who he is, he used to be the education secretary under President Clinton. his idea of lowering the crime rate in the united states is to abort every black child. sheesh! another case of foot in mouth disease, and the media, not to be undone, was harping on this all day long yesterday! in udder news.... FRANCISTOWN, BOTSWANA�Officials and volunteers from the U.S.-based AIDS Awareness Organization began an aggressive campaign Monday to inform the citizens of Botswana that they are afflicted with AIDS. Report: Some Sort Of Primary Just Happened OLYMPIA, WA�Inconclusive evidence suggests that some kind of primary election might have occurred in the last week or so. maybe my pal, bluesleepy can fill us in on these strange details!! Two Publicists, Stylist, Personal Assistant Injured As Nicole Kidman Turns On Handlers LOS ANGELES�The Oscar-winner�s publicist suffered extensive nerve damage and severely yanked hair. for those of you wondering, yes i got a gubbermint check last night, and in a paranoid frenzy, ran like hell to a ATM machine to withdraw it from the bank, lest they change their minds about it! so im set for this month. I put an appeal in, so lets see what happens!! gad!! im so addicted to money!!! im gonna wait til after journal con to find a regular job. so, riding this latest tsunami out and see what happens!! im living on the edge here. the big question is, what happens in november, when rent is due, and im broke? will doyle cut me some slack? we will see.....stay tuned!! its saturday, and that means that i am working today from 9-5!!! BLOGTHINGS!!!
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