04:21 - Wednesday, Nov. 02, 2005
#498 creamsicle cat!!
hey you! human! whats the big idea putting those pellets in my eatin bowl?
its 3am!! woo! time to wake up fat ass....
meowrrrr....purrrr, meow, meow, meow....my dish is empty!! its 3 am!! cmon, i know you like to wake up at 3 am!!! meowrrr!!!
jeesus, fat boy aint movin! now i gotta lick his hand...ewwww. ok breathe, breathe, lick lick lick..mewwww meowww meowrrr.. sniff sniff.. whats that smell?? ah, hes moving!!! ut oh.....**FARTTTTTTTT**
oh gad!! run!!! the beast farted!!! now hes getting up!! ah, hes huge!! ok, time to cling...meow meow feed me you my bowl is empty!!! ah, hes heading for the litter box....ok, i will wait.. dum de dum de dum..dang! these humans can pee!! ut oh ok react, hes talking to ya... ok!! i hope i get chicken and liver this time!! ooooo, meowwwww hes picking up the bowl!!! meowwwwwrrrr whats he doing? hes got that damn bag!!! with the pellets in it!!!agggg!! i hate those!!! dang!! ok fresh water, pellets!! what? no gravy??? ok, hes looking!! telling me thats all im getting!! ha!! i will just wait it out!!! im not THAT hungry!!
well, i might as well ACT like i like this stuff!! ok, now i wanna go in the closet and hide!!! meowwwwwrrrr meowwwwww comeon!! open the door!!!!let me in theere!!! meowwwwww please??? meowwww!!!
let me in there!!! meowwwwwwwwwrrrr!!!!
he keeps saying no!!! no no no no!!!
aw the hell with it!!! hes up now, i might as well go to sleep!! if he thinks im eating those pellets, hes nuts!! later i will go hide in the drawer!!!
human is not bad!! he does feed me!! i just hate it when he opens the outside door!! i dont like it out there!!! scary!!!! oooooo!!!!
well, time to sleep.....zzzzzzzzzzz!! i got the bed, ha ha!!
