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04:46 - Saturday, Dec. 03, 2005
saturday stuff to chew on.......
late last night, i sent agents to the site where my pal, golfwidow posts her stuff, and directed my agents to conduct a watergate type break-in, and this is what they came up with.....

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want � good or bad � BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you.


i cant believe how many folks around here aint putting up the lights this year! whats it like in your neck of the woods? lights galore or none at all?

heres a pic of what my pal, cosmicrayola sent me inna prize package the other day! its a xmas tree bulb with a drawing of creamsicle the cat with santa hat on it! i showed it to creamsicle, and he sniffed it, then went back to sleep!




its a little blurry, but i cant do anything about that!



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i have 2 wall calendars, 5 appointment calendars, and 5 desktop calendars left for sale! this is the 2006 scotsman calendars that i have been whining about since late summer!!! a lot of you swell diaryland pals already have ya scotsman calendars, and i know you love em, what with the swell pictures of scotland on them! this will be the very last time that i will yap about the calendars on here! for those of you who bought them, thanky, thanky yous!!! these calendars are very popular the world over, and have been around for many years!! if you feel sorry for me and wanna buy some calendars, the price is 10 bucks each, and 5 bucks shipping, or for all 3 types, just 30 bucks, shipping included!! i take paypal only, and you dont have to have a paypal account to buy a calendar or 2, or 3. just click here and you will be redirected to paypal, and the email addy to send payment to is: [email protected]. is easy, fast, safe and secured, and 100% guarnteed!! if you buy today, i ship today! and if ya dont like the calendar, you can return it and get ya money back, no questions asked! so, whatta ya say? dont delay, get ya 2006 scotsman calendars with the beautiful pics of scotland today!!! just in time for christmas!!
heres what the calendars look like:











if ya got a kitty or a doggie or a parakeet even, and wanna insure them , heres where ya go, http://www.petcareinsurance.com. its really cheap! i pay like 10 buck a moonth to insure creamsicle, and for most stuff, the deductable is only $50 bucks! just a thought. i never heard of pet insurance before, and thought it was really nifty.

well, its 4:30 am, mountain goat time, and freezo outside, theres snow in the mountains, and wrecks on the highways, and i have to get ready to start my day, its saturday, and i have to work today. 9 to 5! im living on the edge officially now, since the gubbermint cut off my check, so lets see if i can do this!! yay!!! hava warm toasty day, and if ya out driving, be safe, and watch ya stuff when ya goto the malls and christmas shop!!



BLOGTHINGS!!!!!



You Are Half Baked Ice Cream



In reality, you're just a quarter baked





What Your Underwear Says About You



You're a total rebel who doesn't conform to any rules. P.S. - It's a jungle down there!



You're also way too lazy to do your laundry more than a few times a year.

FACT OF THE DAY
Famous Scots novelist Robert Louis Stevenson died unexpectedly of a stroke in Samoa on this day in 1894. Natives hacked a path up Mount Vaea to bury him � his epitaph was his own poem, Requiem.

RED MEAT as much fun to read as it is to eat! heheheee!!!




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