07:06 - Tuesday, Feb. 14, 2006
oh ladee da!
well, i went to see dr. quackincrappy yesterday!!! what a friggen waste o' time that was!! i went to intermountain health care, a moron morman facility. they had a walk in clinic, which i felt was quicker than going to the VA and sit all day long. looks like i'm gonna have to suck it up and go to the VA. all dr. crapincrappy did was ask me if i smoke, and listen to me breathe. i told him that i do get bronchitis in the winter, and he proclaimed that since i smoke, i have bronchitis!!! what a fuckhead!! how this faker got a medical degree is beyond me!! i told him my innards twist when i stretch and turn, and he ignored me. well doncha know he prescribed the all american cure all, anti biotics!!! ha!!
when i have time, i will go to the VA and sit and sit and sit. and sit some more. eventually, i will see a real doctor. and i will sit and wait. after all, this aint life threatening.
wouldn't ya know it, my innards behaved themselves while i was seeing dr. quackincrappy. AFTER i left, i had a mild attack of the muscle twisties, and after a few minutes of bending and twisting, it straightened itself out.
another thing im gonna do is lay off the greasy food for a while, and get more ruffage, and take the combined advice of all you swell diaryland pals who commented and made suggestions as to what to do to eliminate this. you guys are just swell!!! thanky yous!!
im gonna conduct the process of elimination, to see what triggers this.
meanwhile, on the homefront, more drama ensues.....
remember the udder day, when i told you that the guy who's oven talks to him cussed out doyle and I and refused to move the junk off his door way, and doyle told me to issue him an eviction notice? well, when i got home yesterday afternoon with a bucket of KFC in tow, (hehee) doyle called me and told me his rent check had a "stop payment" on it!!!! WTF?? psycho boy done this at the beginning of the month. which means that he owes rent for february. so, i went over to hava talk with him, and find out why he done this!
so, i go over there, and thankfully he was rational, and asked him whats up with this? and he had told me that he done it cause he had planned to move out feb. 1st, (news to me) and that the apt. he had planned to move to crapped out. but, he told me yesterday, "i am moving out tomorrow!" and i asked him, are you for sure gonna move out tomorrow? he said yes, and he wanted the $150 cleaning deposit back. and i told him that i will talk to doyle and see what he says. (now, you know, and i know that doyle aint gonna be giving any cleaning deposit back, specially since rent is past due)
so, i call doyle and give him the rundown, and he told me that he talked to his case manager, and even his case manager said that he is a nightmare, and just tell him that if he moves out tomorrow, he wont owe us anything. so i went back over there to tell him, and the lil fuck refused to answer the door!!! he didnt go no place!! i guess he was paranoid to answer the door.
so, i call doyle back, and tell him he refuses to answer the door. he just told me to let him be, and if he dont leave tomorrow (today) we will have to do this the hard way, (call the sheriff) so, we will see what happens. he got until 3 pm, mountain goat time. which means that i will have to stay here all day and keep an eagle eye out to see if he leaves. cripes!!
after the waste o' time yesterday, i found a pet store!! so i went inside to see what i can see. and in a huge cage there was 2 longhair black kitties!!! awwww!! and fiesty!!! woo woo!! and 78 bucks!! whine!! oh well. one kitty was up on a ledge in the cage, and would jump down, and climb the cage like you climb a fence and hop back onto the ledge and do it again!!! and, what a chatterbox!! mew mew mew mew mew mew!!! and the udder one would sit there and watch!! 8 weeks old they are!! woo!! i wish i had the 78 bucks. i do, but thats all i have til payday! oh well.
im watching CNN right now, and looking at picabo street talking about her "blog" on panasonic.com... she was a downhill skier. and i tell ya folks, she is getting chunky!! hehehee. oh well.
i think i said this last february... february, having only 28 days just drags ass on by!!! it should be the middle of march already!!! dang!!
CHEESY CROCKPOT CHICKEN RECIPIE, cause theres a PIE in recipie, yarnsmith!!! hahahahaaa!!!! wheeeeeeee!!!
3 whole boneless chicken breasts
2 cans cream chicken soup
1 can cheddar cheese soup
Remove all fat and skin from chicken; rinse and pat dry, sprinkle with salt, pepper and garlic powder. Put in crockpot and add the three soups straight from the cans. Cook on low all day (at least 8 hrs) do not lift the lid. Serve over rice or noodles. Im gonna do this one today, thats why i got the KFC!!
FACT OF THE DAY
On this day in 1929, al capone sent his henchmen to 2129 clark st in chicago, dressed as cops, and plowed down a bunch of arch rival bugs moran's men, which today is called the st. valentines day massacre!
SMOKERS BRAND OF THE DAY (must be over 18 to read)
GPC!! quality tobacco! made by RJ Reynolds tobacco company, winston-salem, NC. GPC!!dedicated to delivering genuine quality and tobacco!!
do ya know what the letters GPC stand for? Ghetto Peoples Cigarettes!
GARFIELD
"TODAYS DAILY DRIVEL WAS SPONORED BY A POT OF TRADER JOES COFFEE AND A PACK OF GPC CIGARETTES!"
this is the end of todays drivel. you may make your snidey comments now!
