07:24 - Sunday, Feb. 19, 2006
impulses cannot be denied!!
the impulse was at extreme maximum yesterday. all week, i been goofing around with the notion that i just have to have a cell fone!! and yesterday, at maximum security hotel job, hahahaa, it was all quiet and peaceful, and my brain was in bachman turner overdrive!! zeeeoooowww!!! i had a growing urge, and it just had to be filled!!! (im into italics today, cantcha tell?? hehhee) i go all about town, seeing everyone on cell fones!! and here i am, cell fone less. and to justify the need, i figure that when i am out, and i have a cell fone (like the rest of society has) and im outta the house, and doyle needs me he can call my fone at home, and the cell fone will ring!!!!
but, i dont quite have enuff $$$$ to get one!!!
but, i have a solution!!!
jason has mega bucks, and i can borrow money from him!
ya but jason is a loan shark!!
ya, but i never borrowed any from him, and he wont gimme any shit about it.
so, im sitting in the office, laying in wait.
here comes jason.
jason!! i need to ask you a favour!!
what is it?
i need to borrow some money.
at the "preferred rate"?
(heheee)
ya, at the "preferred rate"
whatchoo want it for?
i need it for a deposit on a cell fone. i need a cell fone so when im outta the house, and doyle needs me, he can get ahold of me.
oh ok.
he goes back up to his room and gets the cash. i never seen a fat boy move so fast in all my life!! heheheee.
so, he comes back, and says 200 for 150!
ok, thats fine. i can do that.
so, i went to cingular, and got this:
it was the deal o' de day at cingular!! this is a 179 buck fone, and i got it for $29.99!!!! it can take pics, and has a colour screen, and has bells and whistles!! i set it so when it rings, a rooster crows!! heheheeee.
so, there. im just like everybuddy else now. i have a cell fone.
me impulse has been fed.
sunday!!! funday!!!
its cleaning day here, and i will spook the cat later on when i bring out the vaccum cleaner!! he sees that and he runs and hides!!! but, it has to be done!!
yesterday, i was whining about how cold it was here when i went to work! hell, after seeing the nice comments from my diaryland pals from cheese-land, and minnie-soda, and udder parts of the great northern plains telling me its 14 below zerox, and all that, i felt like it was summertime here!! heheheee!!!!
when will the fun end?
hope ya stay warm and toasty today!!!
by the way, i have ole willie nelson singing his new song on here. can ya hear it?
i was in yahoo messenger yesterday (acaldwell1958, I.M. ME!!) yapping with my pal, onewetleg when i mentioned the word slithering. slithering? so i said it in a sentence, and a lil story evolved from it.
"the lil brown snake is slithering in the tall grass.."
the lil brown snake slithers in the tall grass, in search of his prey.
he comes upon a mouse and slithers toward him, slowly. the lil mouse has his back turned to the snake, eating on a piece of cheese.
as the lil brown snake gets ready to strike, all of a sudden, the lil mouse turns about, ball peen hammer in hand, and commences to bash the lil brown snake in the head, then, whips out his derringer, and puts 2 slugs in the lil brown snakes head. for this lil mouse is not a country mouse, but, a new york city mouse, and you just do not mess with a new york city mouse!! even cats run in fear from the new york city mouse.
well, thats all i have for today!! tune in tomorrow for more junk.
