06:22 - Friday, Mar. 03, 2006
new money, sonny!!
new money!!!!
ah!!! good ole us gubbermint!!! just as when the crack counter-fitting team here at the offices of who did it and ran, ink!! got the hang of printing up the money on the ole hand cranked xerox, (just kiddin folks!)the powers that be decide to change things a bit!! heheheh!!! yay for the treasury!! good job!!
good stuff here!!!
reminds me of a money story!
back when i was a rubber tramp, (rubber tramp is a homeless fellow who lives in his car) i was in santa rosa, (hi boxx!!) and i owned a ford (Found On The Road Dead!) LTD, (i like the BIG cars!) i needed brakes, and none too soon either! it was check day, and behind the santa rosa mall, there is a full service gas station, at the time run by an old man, who knew his stuff! i went in, and tole him i needed new brakes, and he looked, and he tole me he needs $500 bucks!! so, this being check day, i sez, no problem!! i leave the car here, and goto the bank, and getcha the cash!
so, while at the bank, the teller shows me the brand spankin new 100 dollar bills that just came out!! these looked nice and crispy, and i decided that i would get 5 of em to pay the guy with. so i get them, and a few hours later, i go back to the gas station and the car is ready!
so i whip out the brand new, never been used 100's. and the old guy looks at em, apparently, he didnt know about the change the treasury made, (sheesh!! they advertised all over the place, on tee-vee and everything!) and accused me of trying to pass phoney-baloney money!! next thing i know, the old man calls the cops, and the cops took a good 20 minutes explaining to the old man that indeed the bills are real, and the treasury did in fact change the look of the 100 dollar bill! sheesh!
so, at that point, i was allowed to leave! hahahaa!!!
yesterday i had a migraine all day!!! at 3 o clock or so, i had had enuff!!! eep!! i took 4 bufferins, and 20 minutes later, i was good as new!!
well, today is payday!! time to pay the rent!! whew!! i work tomorrow, and all next week for sammy the samoan. he is going in hospital to get his foot operated on, seems that its all swole up. so i will be working for him all next week on the overnight shifts, 4 pm til 8 am starting monday! thats 3 16 hour shifts!! wheeeee!
hava a fun weekend!!
