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03:02 - Sunday, Mar. 12, 2006
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welcome to arts diner!!! where all the food is as fun to make as it is to eat!! special today, boiled snails nails!! dipped in cheese, guarnteed not to make ya sneeze!!! only 50c a bowl!!



head cook!! dont worry, she wont cook any heads!!
chaosdaily brings thousands of years of experience to the diner, and can sling hash and bake chocolate cakes with the best of them!!!

gum-chewing waitress!!! if ya dont leave a tip, she will tip you!! upside down!!
poolagirl when ya see the menu items, and have trouble deciding what to eat, she will give ya a bowl of vegan goodies, and tell ya that red meat is not good to eat!!


breakfast: all breakfast items come with deep fried taters, center cut bacon, (1 inch thick!) really fat sausages, and spam!! also, toasted breads saturated in real butter, served piping hot!! YUM!! and john wayne style deep black rich columbian coffee!!! sorry, we do not supply creme or sugar, as that ruins the coffee, and REAL coffee drinkers dont use creme and sugar!

biscuits and gravy with fried eggs and cheese: $2.50

chicken fried steak with melted cheese and gravy and fried eggs: $3.00

spam (something posing as meat) and cheese with fried eggs: $1.25

pork chops and fried eggs with melted cheese: $3.25

chili cheese and fried eggs with onions: $1.50

hard boiled egg sammich with cheese: $1.90

and for the weak-hearted: (we dont discriminate, we let anyone come in and chow down!

big bowl of oatmeal: $9.00

granola or wheat germ with 1% milk: $11.50

raisin bran, grape nuts, all bran, corn flakes cereal with 1% milk: $15.00

dry wheat or whole grain bread with jam: $7.50

a bowl of youghurt: $15.00



LUNCH MENU:

deep fried monte crisco sammich! our specialty: $1.65

1/2 pound (after cooking) cheeseburger with 3 cheeses: $2.00

same cheeseburger with chili poured on it: $2.25

nice and thick deep fried or grilled cheese sammich: 50 cents

spam and cheese sammich: $1.20

pork chop and cheese on a thick roll: $3.00

bacon sammich with mayo and cheese: $1.00

deep fried chicken sammich with cheese: $2.50

all sammichs come with deep fried chili cheese french fries or cheese filled onion rings!

chocolate cakes of all kinds and freshly baked cookies: 80 cents

real ice cream, real whipped cream, all kinds of chocolate: 60 cents

and for the weak at heart:

lettuce and tofu sammich: $12.00

boiled cabbage and lentils: $15.00

vegetable soup or tomato or potato soup: $20.00

fresh garden salad with vinegar derssing: $18.00

tomato sammich: $10.00

bowl of boiled mushrooms: $16.00



hope you enjoy the foodies we have here at arts diner!! where the elite meet to eat!! opens at 4am, closes when the last customer leaves, or we kick em out!!




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