05:19 - 01 July, 2006
the weekend!!
The Single Fat Man's Guide to a Rousing 4th of July Weekend; Signifigant Others-less version 1.0
SATURDAY:
3 am - 5 am:
arise out of bed, pee, and make and drink a pot of coffee; occasionally scratching yourself in various places; smoke em if ya got em.
5 am - 5:30 am:
cook and eat a nice breakfast; check email. drink more coffee.
5:30 am - 6:00 am:
strip off smelly clothes that you wore to bed and slept in, and take a HOT SHOWER, and be sure to use lots of SOAP; for you will be going out and intergrating with society at large, and for gad sakes, put on some freshly laundrered clothing; you never know, you might actually meet someone who will actually agree to go home with you willingly!
6:00 am - 7:00 am:
play on the computer, drink more coffee and smoke em if ya got em!
7:00 am: goto work. remember, you will be intergrating amounst fellow human beans; no farting or belching or nose picking allowed!
5:00 pm: take the bus home.
6:00 pm: having once again failed miserably to be socially accepted in society, return home and heat up some left overs and play games on the computer and watch tee-vee.
10:00 pm: go to sleep.
SUNDAY:
pretty much repeat saturdays adventures, except this time stay home and hope someone will call you. sleep most of the day.
MONDAY:
wash, rinse, repeat.
You Are 65% Normal |
 Otherwise known as the normal amount of normal You're like most people most of the time But you've got those quirks that make you endearing You're unique, yes... but not frighteningly so! |
HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY EVERYBUDDY!!! WHEEEEEEE!!!
