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04:54 - 04 July, 2006
zipper!!

introducing zipper!! the worlds fastest kitty!!



  

  

  

  





man, oh man! two months old!! 2 and 1/2, actually!! i called the former owner, and she sounded like she coulda drank kenny the drunk under the table!! woo!!!

thats ok!! hay hes toilet trained, and right now the bathroom is a mess, kitty litter all over the place!!! at 1:15 am, i was dreaming that i was inna pit, shoveling!! but, in reality, zipper was hard at work, digging for gold in the litterbox!!!! gaaaaa!!!!

eats the crunchy dry food like no tomorrow!!

right now hes fighting with the back of my cushy chair!

i have to keep my puter desk clean and clear of all junk from now on i see!!! right after the above pic was taken, he without warning, leapt from my shoulder onto the desk!! ash tray went flying!!! coffee cup went flying!! empty ciggy packs went flying!!! just like bowling pins!!!

i had to deal with a tenant for a while yesterday, and when i came back, zipper was no where to be found!! did he sneak out the door when i wasnt looking? i looked far and wide!! then i discovered that zipper performs magic!!! he was in my dresser, middle drawer!! i was sitting here when the middle drawer mysteriously slowly opened!! gaaaaa!!!!
then, a tan and white ball o'fur emerged!!
somehow, zipper can climb into the dresser drawers while they are still closed!!

yesterday, i was peeing, and zipper leapt from the tub over towards the toilet, i had to stop in mid stream, and grab him b4 he landed in the target area toilet!!! woo! that was close!!!

hes soooo tiny and weighs only 2 or 3 pounds!! he can fit in the palm of my hand.

former owner sez shes a he, but i looked real hard, looks to me like theres 2 holes there. we will see inna coupla months when spraying time begins!! hehehee!!

zipper wants to drink coffee!!! um, hes zippy enuff without the coffee!!!

pics are blurry cos zipper is so fast!! i will try to getcha better pics in time!! hehehe!!

i have to work today for doyle, he will be here to get me this morning cos the busses dont start til 10 am!! sunday schedule! woo!

zipper will be alone all day, i hope he dont tear the joint up!! hes a zippy fireball!!

happy 4th of July, folks!!

gotta go, there went the toilet paper!!



  

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