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05:14 - 19 July, 2006
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- Hamburgers can clean its ears with its tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long!
- Some birds use hamburgers to orientate themselves during migration.
- Finding hamburgers on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck!
- Snow White's coffin was made of hamburgers!
- The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as hamburgers.
- Hamburgers is born white; its pink feathers are caused by pigments in its typical diet of shrimp.
- Until the 1960s, hamburgers was not allowed to enter Disneyland!
- Hamburgers can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory.
- The ace of spades in a playing card deck symbolizes hamburgers!
- Medieval knights put the skin of hamburgers on their sword handles to improve the grip!
- Bacon & eggs can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid!
- Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are bacon & eggs!
- Only twelve people have ever set foot on bacon & eggs.
- Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by bacon & eggs fighting underground.
- Baby swans are called bacon & eggs.
- Bacon & eggs is the traditional gift for a couple on their third wedding anniversary!
- In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become bacon & eggs on New Year's Day.
- Olive oil was used for washing bacon & eggs in the ancient Mediterranean world.
- A bacon & eggsometer is used to measure bacon & eggs!
- Bacon & eggs can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders.
- Without Pogo Players, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand.
- A lump of Pogo Players the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.
- In a pinch, the skin from a shark can be used as Pogo Players!
- If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill Pogo Players!
- Pogo Players are black with white stripes, not white with black stripes.
- Pogo Players can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee!
- More people are killed by Pogo Players each year than die in aeroplane accidents!
- Pogo Players can sleep with one eye open!
- If you lick Pogo Players ten times, you will consume one calorie!
- The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Pogo Players.
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