06:35 - 03 August, 2006
what would YOU do?
"I may have tested positive for fried cheese, but, in no way have I ever intended to become fat!"
GAH! thursday already?
this geico commercial with "burt bacharach" in it? "i was hit, in the rear!" oh, jeez, is that really him? he looks so fucked up! shades of lurch of the adams family on the piano. "i was hit, in the rear" that has so much gay innuendo hidden message to it.
Dear Geico,
Stick to the lil talking lizard, ok?
Burt Bacharach looks drunk. That woman
sitting on the piano bench looks scared.
Sincerly,
Someone who will never
Buy your insurance.
i been on ebay recently, looking for memory for my puter. i can take 2 GB. thats a lot. so, i see what i need in a 512 MB and its reasonably priced. to get 1 GB i need 2 512 MB sticks. i want the 1 GB memory so i can run windows vista properly.
so, i email the guy and ask a simple question:
"how much for 2 of those 512mb sticks?"
and the response i get is....
"50 shipped"
!!! 50 shipped? WTF does that mean? im thinking hes telling me he has shipped 50 of these. dont you? !!!
so, i email him back:
"pay attention now, i dont care how many you have shipped, all I want to know is, how much do you charge for TWO 512 MB sticks!!!"
this morning, i get a response.
"50 bucks for the 2 shipping included"
ok. um. The Bi-Polar kicked in. Perception problem, i see.
when he said "50 shipped" he was telling me that it will cost me 50 bux for the 2, shipping included. i see that now.
ok, so, im an ass. but this is a good price, and i feel so rotten for being an ass. what do i do now?
oh this is funny, ya shudda seen it. i need a movie camera, i really do.
last night, just before bed time; lil baby zipper was zipping around in wild fashion, as i was dangling the leash to and fro, and he was jumping and zipping about, then, i would go, "doo doo, doo doo dee doo, dee doo, doo, dee dee doooo dooo doooo.
and zipper would stop, cock his lil head to the side while i was going doo doo dooo dee dooo, and he would leap up at me, in attack mode!!!! hahahahhaa!!! that was pretty wierd. i wonder if the tone of my dooo doooo deee dooo's was such that the sound frequency was driving him just a lil coo coo!?! and the gymnastics this lil kitty would do, wow!
its the ass crack of dawn right now, the dawns early light; and and im looking thru the ramparts, and its windy as all get out, and its dark in the light again. i hope it dont microburst again today! there are still over 900 folks without power this morning; that sucks big time.
ok, heres a lil minor dilemma.
yesterday, i went to get the mail, and bird boys check is in the office mailbox. hes not home, he took his falcon to the mountains, and he aint paid his rent yet. he said he would be back inna few days. and i got his check.
so, now, ya know we want him to move, doyle dont like his falcon being here, and he was so deceptful about the whole business about it, and, i CAN be real EVIL, and check the box on the enveloupe that says "recipent decased" and drop it in the mailbox, therefore, he wont be able to pay his rent, and we will be done with him and his antics, once and for all, or, i can be mr. nice guy, and give him his check, but, I work saturday, and he wont be back til saturday, and the rent deadline is saturday, the 5th.
so, what to do???
oh my, whats a rat to do??
well, thats our MORAL QUESTION for de day. hava cool thursday, stay cool, and drink lotsa water!!!
