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05:30 - 01 September, 2006
just a dream, folks!
im in the wrong decade, folks.

my year is 2078. im working as an office project coordinator in a building that is being constructed. (im actually an undercover NYC police detective looking for corruption in the building trades industry) the new sony surepad has just been released, its totally wireless with tv function. 20 teragig HD, sodium dimatrude processor, 3 teragig memory capacity, with built in covert monitoring capability, you can wire in to the national network covertly. i am being introduced to this system, and given a model to just "put it in ya side pocket, and go out the door." corruption is rampant. its been raining terribly, and smells dank and its a lil dark and dreary, but we all now sit and watch a movie on the mainframe. im being silently notified of a robbery on 123rd st that requires my expertise; i make an excuse to duck out for coffee, and notice on my side viewer that the government reserve is being robbed. when will they learn? i trace the manager, and call him and tell him that he is being observed, and answer the questions yes and no. i ask the routine questions, "are you being robbed" are there 3 men? 4? 2? 5? there are 5. i tell the manager to move his side viewer and press for wide screen so i can see the whole room, and tell him that i will morph thru the mainframe, and invade the body of the leader, and abolish the terrorists, not to be worried, as this is my speciality; so, the process begins, and like a whisper, i enter the bank, and into the leader. the others are quickly dispatched, and i form into myself, and the leader evaporates into nothingness.i apply a fresh coat of anti-virus into the atmosphere around the bank, and renew the protection. thus, my job is done, and once again, the treasury is saved.

the preceeding dream was brought to you by lack o'sleep. tossing and turning all night long, i woke up every 45 minutes. finally at 3:30 i just gave up. i will sleep later. hopefully.

i think its time to rearrainge the stuff around here, its becoming a jumbled mess again. i need to go into the closet, and sift thru the junk, and make use of the dumpster.heres a couple of pics of the debris:



  

  

whatta mess. theres a hunk of junk that is going to be evicted to the dumpster, its just getting outta hand. im going to go thru all my shit, and start dumping. i am not a pack rat, but pack-rattiness is creeping up on me. it will sneak up on you, too, if ya not careful.

im going to be getting more responsibility around here. soon i will be able to print-out reciepts, and work orders without going thru doyle. also, i will be learning how to do more paperwork, like the monthly vacancy reports, for instance.

i caught a snarly worm-virus-puter killer invader on wednesday. i was on the webcam with my pal, bluesleepy on the yahoo messenger. after we was done with this technological marvel, i soon noticed that the ole puter here was slowing down, and the java was damaged, and i could not get into pogo at all!!! and the faithful mac afee gave up the ghost. just to be sure, i waited until yesterday morning to see if this behaviour continued. in my network places, there was a dealie called "microsoft camera/tv viewer" that was connected to my computer!!! guess what folks? that was the invader!! some shitball was accessing my puter, as i found a secret window also. so, i shut the dealie off, and restarted, and pressed F10 which is the recovery console, already backed up my office documents, pics and music. so, a scrubbing of the hard drive commenced, and the offending leach was eradicated!! its safe now. just reloading all the junk i had before, except that webcam.

and now, folks, its time to go back to sleep........



  

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