05:05 - Wednesday, Dec. 06, 2006
zipper speaks!!
good morning humans!!! zipper here, to tell you about the rediculous dealie my human done yesterday!! i dont know what the hell he was thinking, but if he tryes this again, im goona scratch his eyeballs out!!! just look at the silly pics:
the collar has bells on it, but, i'd rather bat it around!! i think he knows this!! he throws it and i chase it!! but he puts it on me, and it looks silly!! and that jacket!!! its too small!!! i dont need a jacket, silly human!! i have fur!!
and last night, he ate something, and i wanted to just rip his mouth off!!! it drove me nuts!!! but, i forgive him. i dont think he will be trying on any jackets on me anytime soon!!!
ok, ok zipper! i get the point!! no jackets! actually, i bought 2 of them from target, and they really dont fit! they too small!! well they only 2.50 a piece, and were clearance items. and no, im not gonna take em back! its a good hour on the bus to the target, then ya gotta walk 1/4 a mile. im done with that!!
what is it with peppermint? i ate a lil bit of a peppermint candy cane last night, and zipper went nutzo!! he wanted to bite my mouth!!! i had to hold him back until the aroma went away! that was wild!!
on the christmas card front, i have 16 cards that are going out today!!! if ya want one just email me: [email protected]!! they are free, and hand autographed!! a collectors item!! get em while they last!!
on the sleeping front, i slept like creme of wheat last night, i woke up, and went to start the day, then after i set up the coffee, i noticed the clock on the clubhouse wall said 12:05!! in the AM!!! agggg!!! i was wide eyed, and bushy tailed!!! so, i went back to bed, and woke up at 4 am, and said, the hell with this! ya know, i dont know why i get up at 4 am at all!! there will be a nap involved today, you can place ya bets on that!
well, i got my holidailies all caught up now!! you can click the linky and see what all the hub-bub is about!! from what i can gather, you can post your post on holidailies, but you have to promise to do it every day, and they will highlight your entry there!! i dunno much else, or even if theres prizes involved, but i will be posting these entrees there from dec 1st to jan 1st!
welp. thats all the crap and high garbage i have from here, remember so post a snidey comment in haloscram!!
