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Streewise in Seattle acaldwell member since 07/15/2004 1000+ entries Homeless Edition

Description: Welcome to the Bloody mess I�ve gotten myself into now!! Hehehe!! Just kiddin�!!! read on, if the smell don�t send ya screaming away!

Strengths: Highly intelligent and sophisticated Professional Eater.

Weaknesses: Not enough sleep. A lil crabby at times. Highly infected with sarcasm.

Turn Ons: A good sense of humor, intelligence, free food that�s edible, and love.

Turn Offs: Irresponsibility, incompetenance, political unawareness, liars, and anybody addicted to alcohol.

Disclaimer: Reading my diary may cause the following symptoms: Thoughts of Suicide, Difficulty distinguishing Satire from true facts, a craving to give a street person those shiny pennies that have been making a rash on your epidermis, an instant and irrevocable love of the lord Jesus Christ, visions of seeing Jesus onna pogo stick Nagging Elvis Presley Songs repeating themselves in your head, driving you to consume massive amounts of haldol to control the commanding songs in your head.Brought to you with love by 27 Mule Team Borax Teef Whitener! Use 27 Mule Team Borax Teef Whitener with humble thoughts of Ronald Reagan on a horse riding the plains, as the mixture not only Whitens your teef, but prevents those odor causing germs that prevent bad breath! So, don�t delay, getcher some 27 Mule Team Borax today, now in industrial strength!!