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10:41 - Friday, Nov. 28, 2008
Merchandise Team Manager!!!! ta da!

HAPPY AFTER THANKSGIVING SALE, FOLKS!

i will be stationed in MENS SHOES, and i am responsible for keeping the mens shoe department well apportioned and stocked with all sorts of mens shoes. this is what you call MTM ~ merchandise team mananger; the mens shoe department is my responsibility, technically, i am not a manager per se, i will be like a crew leader at mickey d's!

i will get to wear an apron, and be out amoungst the general public, and i will have to lose my signature ballcap, so i will feel a lil nekkid, but, i will get used to it. i will word hand in hand with the sales associate to assure that you, the customer will enjoy an outstanding shopping experience in macys mens shoe department!!

i start the training monday at high noon! and i have a few shifts that go from noon til 4PM some that go from 7AM til NOON, but the good thing is that i will be working EVERY DAY next week!! monday thru saturday!

wednesday evening, i got my 1st macys check, for 41 dollars, american!! and yesterday morning, i hoofed it up the big hills to the check cashing store that was the ONLY ONE OPEN, and i got my coffee money at 6 am!! heh!

one of my co-workers in processing QUIT HIS JOB because "i dont wanna work out on the floor!! im a warehouseman and if you insist that i work the floor, i will have to find something else!"

i told him that in this day and age, the way the job situation is, that he better reconsider!! NOPE!! the idiot quit his job!! sheesh!!

i met my new manager, sue, and introduced myself, and told her that i am AVAILABLE ANY TIME ANY HOURS! and my old manager, jon, told her that I am a good worker, and that i've only been there 4 days, that i acclimate and adjust very quickly, and that i dont hesitate to ask questions, and i am easy to get along with!

hey, if i keep up THAT ATTITUDE, i just might end up being a PERMANENT employee!! (shudders!)(just kiddin')

dang! if that happens to me, i just MIGHT get a room to rent!!! imagine that!!

see what happens when you apply yourself??

YESTERDAY, i got a REAL TREAT!! i heard that some place was giving away FREE HAIRCUTS!! and this place VALENTINES i got a real deal!! not only did i get my haircut THE WAY I WANTED IT, but i also got a HOT TOWEL TREATMENT, A SHAMPOO, A SHAVE and A MOUSTACHE TRIM!!

ALL FOR FREE!!!

and y'all know what i say........

"if its free, it's for meeeeeee!!! wheeee!!!"

then, it was CHOWTIME!!! i went to one mission, and got a nice warm coat, 3 pr of socks, and 3 pr. of drawers, PLUS, 2 platefuls of turkey dinner with all the trimmings!!! and sweet potato pie! oh my!! it was wonderful!!!

then, i went to a movie, and paid $8.50 to see the new james bond movie, with judy dench. is she graveyard dead? i thought i had heard that she croaked sometime back? is that true?

well, anyhoo, the movie was OK, not the best james bond movie i'd seen, but i havent seen casino royale yet, so i dunno. but this new bond movie, lotsa shoot-em-up's and car chases, but i think it was a bit bland.

so, then i went to the mission that i stayed in, and seen one of the moochers there, and asked him how it was, and he sulked that he didnt eat all day, and i said "thats on you" all the joints that are feeding today, and you are going hungry?? naw, man, you are a retard.

now, folks let me explain this particular moocher, he is a perennial liar, he will get all he can offa you and when you ask him for something, he sez he aint got it, and he lies!! he dresses up as a cowboy, cuts to the front of the line ALL THE TIME, and kisses the mission staff's ass! he exaggerates his "medical condition" and he fakes being somewhat of a cripple, so he can try to get folks to feel sorry for him. he whines about how weak the chemotherapy treatments for his cancer is, (LIE) HE DOES NOT GET CHEMO, otherwise, his hair would fall out and he would show other signs of it. other folks that have known "cowboy" for many years sez that he has been whining about the same thing for many years! he will beg you for a smoke when he has a whole pack in his pocket, he will beg you for coffee money when he has money, etc. but i did at first felt sorry for him, and bought him some coffee, and then, one day, i was broke, and asked him to get me a coffee, he said he was broke, and then proceeded to go up to the counter and get him some coffee and pay with a $20!!!

he is a low down asswipe, who gets nothing from me, and when i see him in line at the mission i make sure that i tell staff that he cut the line, and he goes to the back of the line! and i tell everyone what a asswipe he is, and when someone goes to give him a smoke or something i tell em that he has a whole pack of smokes in his side jacket pocket!!

anyhoo, that "cowboy" who aint no more a cowboy than i am!!

so, no work from now til monday!! and i cant wait!!! wheeeeeeeee!!!

thats all the crap i have from here! i hope every buddy had a lovely thanksgiving holiday with family and friends! i know i did!!!

see ya real soon!!

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