09:43 - Thursday, Jan. 22, 2009
stolen meme and udder junk!
here now in the publick interest is a meme i stole fair and square in the dark of cyberspace from my pal, bindyree !! hiya, brin!
What are your nick-names?
Jeebus H. Cripes!
Hey, You!
Yo, Man!
How do you style your hair?
with a pillow!
What's new in your life right now?
new socks!
How many colours are you wearing right now?
im colour blind. can i collect disability for that?
Are you cat person or a dog person?
meow!
What book is waiting for you to read it?
any book that has pics innit!
Do you daydream a lot?
no, cause i get daymares.
What's the weather like now?
its like dirt.
Is there anything that has made you unhappy these days?
this is classified information.
Where was the most memorable meal you ever had?
a free meal.
How long does it actually take to get ready in the morning?
ready for what?
What websites do you visit daily?
as many as i can get inna hour, and for free!
What classes are your taking right now? And, if not in school, what is your profession?
im a professional amtrak rider on the side, part time, and a full time professional tramp!
Do you like to clean?
with soap?
What 5 CDs/downloads are waiting to be listened to?
let em wait!
What 5 video games are you wanting to play any system?
i dont have any quarters for this.
What hobby would you like to take up sleeping and eating.
What color do you look best in?
flesh!
What states or other places do you wish to visit in 2009?
the state of confusion, park place, peyton place, some place.
What are you most looking forward to in the next month?
eating!
jeebus! i seen in the paper today 6.5% unemployment in seattle! what does That Mean, Exactly? does it mean 93.5% employed? i just dont get that! all i know is I CANT FIND A FRIGGEN JOB! and its very frustrating! in fact, its pissing me off! yea im angry, and fed up! with the exception of macys, i've had diddily squat here! in fact, i been thinking i shudda stayed my ass in san francisco. i shudda left town and went back when i had the money.
i shudda done this;
i shudda done dat!
shudda woulda could-a!
meow!
i seen an ad in craigslist for IMMEDIATE OPENINGS! dishwasher/prep! call 206-yadda yadda! no resumes, no emails! call now! so i been calling!! all i get is leave a message, and I DO, called several times, no soap!
there was "openings" for a new trader joes in ballard, so i go and apply, and get the "we will call" routine! others get interviewed right then! the "others" are 20 and 30 somethings.
the median age here is seattle is 20-30 something. us old fucks dont have a rats ass chance!
all the morons that come to the mission to "preach the word" look at us like WE ALL are boozers, crackheads, and dopers! and talk down to ya and they say "WE LOVE COMING HERE!" with a fake smile and BS! one old woman in particular comes and treats us like children, and puts on a sock puppet show, for cripes sakes!
yea, im frustrated! so, i'll shaddup now, and you may continue to resume your normal web surfing now! but, dont forget; now that you read this far, its time to make a snidey comment!! haw haw!! heya! hava swell sunshiny day! i need to find a job now!
