09:14 - Friday, Feb. 20, 2009
Flaming Anus with a side of floppy stomach!
happy friday, commenters and lurkers, one and all!!
WARNING! TODAYS SNIVEL MAY BE GROSS IN NATURE. STRONG STOMACHS REQUIRED
i called about the job, them snot nosed kids hired one of they own. thats part of the problem in this town. the median age is about 25ish, and nose rings and tongue piercings with eyebrow piercings et al seem to be the uniform of the day. im just not one of them.
WHOS the reader in good ole RENO!!! send me an email, willya? i wanna talk about reno and the good ole days with a renoite! cmon, i dont bite!
oh, by the way, im sick today, i got flaming anus with a side of floppy stomach, which is QUITE PAINFUL! the fun started early this morning at 1 am, when the rocket scientist in the bunk next to me was convulsing, having a seizure, and when the aid car came, he was unresponsive then talking mumbo jumbo, and it was obvious that he was clearly incoherant and the kids working the aid car were trying to figure out if they could legally take him to harborview, and finally, i spoke up and yelled, look!! its friggen obvious he dont know what time it is, pack his ass up and get him outta here!!! and, they did!
now mind you, that may seem a lil cold blooded on my part, and it was, but about that time, mt. vesuvius was erupting outta me from BOTH ENDS, top and bottom, and i was sicker than a dog. I puked up chunks of pork chops along with assorted undigested salad and food items, along with the running shits, like someone slipped me a "mickey". i shudda went in the aid car with em, but i figure that to be a waste o'time, as i knew what was giving me the flaming anus and the floppy stomach, it was the PORK CHOPS that was the culprit! one plate wasnt enuf, oh! no! i had to have 2 plates!! whatta pig!
so, now, im paying for it. i only was able to drink a 1/2 cup of coffee, and ive had no breakfast, and i been drinking water! remembering the last time i got sick, i was dehydrated, and drank no water. my stomach is in pain, and im trying to control the pain with slow and easy movements, and it seems to be working. i been awake since 1 am and a nap in the park this afternoon will be in order, providing the flaming anus and floppy stomach subsides, which i believe it will. ill just drink water today. if this gets worse instead of better, i'll call the aid car, i promise.
and now, i leave you with this lil tidbit from the stranger! seattles fun filled free weekly newsrag!!
