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06:37 - Monday, Dec. 05, 2005
cold enuff 4 ya?
its freezo outside, heers proof!

18 outside, 67 inside

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the trial of saddam is in shambles. ya know what saddam spelled backwards is? maddas=madd as.

anyhoo, i stayed in my toasty bed this morning, even the cat didnt bother waking me up. he sat patiently, waiting vor me to get up, and i gave him a can of fish.

seems like his fave spot in the house these days is under the tee vee. he dont even bother trying to go in the closet anymore! i do let him go under the bathroom sink for just a few hours. usually it takes 3 times of opening a drawer, and telling him to scoot before he decides to just flop on the bed or floor.

theres a pastor in north carolina who insists on calling the holiday "christmas" and some people are calling him anti jewish, anti buddist, anti hindu... hey, dumbasses, christmas is a CHRISTIAN HOLIDAY you dumb ass retards!!! it is NOT a buddist holiday, it is NOT a hindu holiday, it is NOT a jewish holiday!!!! WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!

FOR ALL MY SWELL INTELLIGENT DIARYLAND PALS, THE PRECEEDING MINI RANT WAS NOT INTENDED FOR YOU, AS WE HERE AT THE OFFICES OF WHO DID IT AND RAN, INK!! KNOW ALL GOOD AND WELL THAT OUR DIARYLAND PALS ARE OF SUPERIOUR INTELLIGENCE, AND REFUSE TO CONFORM TO THE LUNACY OF POLITICAL CORRECTNESS, SO TO SPEAK!!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS BABY!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS, WHO IS THE CHRISTIAN GOD! THATS THE REASON FOR THE SEASON!!! ITS NOT BUDDAHS BIRTHDAY, ITS NOT MOSES BIRTHDAY, ITS NOT HARRY KRISNAHS BIRTHDAY, ITS JESUS BIRTHDAY, DAG NABBIT!! SO THERE!!!NYAHH NYAHHH!!!

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Sexsomnia..

TORONTO (Reuters) - The Canadian province of Ontario plans to review a court decision that acquitted a man of sexual assault charges because he suffers from "sexsomnia" and was asleep at the time of the incident.

The Office of the Attorney General, which oversees the province's prosecutions, said on Thursday it needs to research its options for an appeal because of the strange circumstances of the case.

"This matter will be carefully considered to determine our next steps," said Brendan Crawley, a spokesman for the Attorney General.

Jan Luedecke, 33, was acquitted of sexual assault charges on Tuesday because he said he was asleep during the attack.

A sleep expert testified that Luedecke suffers from a disorder that causes sexsomnia -- involuntary sexual behavior during sleep -- which he had experienced before.

The court heard that Luedecke and the female victim met at a party. She testified she fell asleep and woke up to find Luedecke having sex with her. She pushed him away and called the police.

Luedecke confessed to police after he discovered was still wearing a condom and realized he had had sex.

Canadian media reported that the victim left the courtroom in tears when the verdict was read, and said she would take the case to the highest court possible.

The Crown has 30 days to present its appeal.

Police mistakenly impound driver with car

TORONTO (Reuters) - An 85-year-old Canadian man spent hours inside his impounded car in freezing temperatures after his vehicle was ticketed for illegal parking and then towed to a police compound, police said on Thursday.

Police in the western city of Edmonton, Alberta, said frost had obscured the car's windows and a tow-truck driver, unaware of the elderly man sitting in the driver's seat, took the car to the police compound. The incident occurred Tuesday.

"The security officer at that site along with the tow-truck driver noticed that there was some movement in the car," said Edmonton Police spokeswoman Lisa Lammi.

"They accessed the vehicle and sure enough there was an elderly man inside. He was disoriented but he was not unconscious."

Temperatures were close to -10 Celsius (14 Fahrenheit).

According to the Edmonton bylaw office, the ticket was written two hours before the car arrived at the impound lot.

The man, whose identity has not been released, was taken to hospital for observation.

Lammi said police were unsure what stopped the man from driving his car away.

Snail mail: postcard lands 50 years later

STOCKHOLM (Reuters) - A Swedish postcard bearing a lottery number arrived 50 years after being sent to a retirement home on the Baltic island of Gotland.

The card to a former employee at the Avallegarden retirement home in Klintehamn was mailed by a friend in Finspang, some 90 miles away on the Swedish mainland. Sent in October 1955, it arrived last month.

"Now and again a letter that has gone astray like this surfaces somewhere ... but it is very unusual," Swedish Post Office spokesman Markus Trautmann said Monday.

The postcard included the number of a lottery ticket that the two women bought together, local paper newspaper Gotlands Allehanda reported. It was not known if they won.

well dats all da news u can use, now u can take a snooze! hahaha!!!

everyone loves a slinky!

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stay warm today! i know i will!! wheeeeeeeee!!
only 19 more shoplifting daze til CHRISTMAS! A CHRISTIAN HOLIDAY!! tada!



FACT OF THE DAY
On this day in 1933, Utah ratified the 24th Amendment to the US Constitution, finally bringing an end to the prohibition of alcohol, which had been banned for over 13 years. If you were in Kansas, however, you had to wait until 1949. These days, of course, we have a more emlightened view of the demon drink.

Pot Roast Recipie, YUM!!!
3 1/2 lb of beef shoulder or boneless chuck roast
1 Tbsp olive or grapeseed oil
salt, pepper, italian seasoning to taste
1 large yellow onion, chopped or sliced
4 cloves of garlic, peeled
1/2 cup of red wine
carrots, peeled and cut lengthwise

Use a covered pot large enough to hold roast and vegetables. Heat 1 Tbsp of oil on medium high heat. Sprinkle and rub salt, pepper, and Italian seasoning all over the roast. Brown roast in pot, all over, several minutes on each side. Don't move the roast while a side is browning, or it won't brown well. When roast is browned, lift up the meat and add garlic and chopped onion to the bottom of the pan. Let the roast sit on top of the onions. Add 1/2 cup of red wine. Cover. Bring to simmer and lower heat to maintain a low simmer. Cook for 3 1/2 to 4 hours, until meat is tender. (If you are using a pressure cooker, cut the time by half). Near the end of the cooking, add carrots, cook until tender, about an additional 10 minutes.

Serve with boiled green beans and potatoes.

Serves 4.

or, you can forget all this and open a can of dinty moore beef stew, and pour it inna bowl and microwave for 3 minutes!!

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