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04:45 - 13 January 2005 That night Morris sadly admitted to his friend Jerry that he was turned down on his first interview for a radio announcer's job. Friend Jerry said. "But why Morris, you have all the education and degrees?" Morris said with great sadness, "B-b-bec-c-caus-se t-t-hey-y a-a-ar-re oy vey! this next lil drivel comes from next weeks issue of time magazine, and upon seeing it, we decided to place it in our "crock 'o shit" files! 7- avg. number of points by which children exposed to second hand smoke score lower on standardised tests than those exposed to little or no smoke. 40%- percent of children exposed to smoke at home we here at who done it and ran, ink!! say!!! BOOYAH! WHAT A CROCK 'O SHIT!! I SAY FUCK YOU! im sick and tired of these friggen weasels blaming EVERYTHING on smoking and 2nd hand smoke! for you NON SMOKERS out there, go drink ya SMOOTHIES and LATTES and take a good healthy SHIT cause ya constipated! theres a tv ad running here, i dunno if it runs throughout the country, but anyhoo, its a guy in his 50's ranting and pacing and arms flailing about, loudly proclaiming with a very tense look upon his face the perils of smoking, and how you REALLY dont need that cigarette! and how do i know he asks? cause he usta be a smoker too! i quit, he sez, and so can you! ya he quit alright! hes BANTING ABOUT like he needs a good smoke!!! THATS his problem! theres 3.5 million flu shots still available; have you got yours? hurry, while supplies lasts! CHINA has reached the 1.3 BILLION MARK in population, when a boy was born in beijing last thursday, a level officals sez whould have been hit 4 years ago without the country's controversial one child policy. 119 to 100 ratio of chinese boys to girls attributed to some parents making sure thier ONE CHILD is a boy by ABORTING female fetuses. FUCKING RETARDED MURDERERS!!! thank god we dont live in china. land of the cat and dog eaters.... time for a nap, i just feel blah today! |