06:06 - 14 January 2005
friday drivel
happy friday!!!
news flash! west memphis arkansas!
nekkid jogger gets busted!!
some dipweed has been jogging nekkid for 6 months before he got arrested! sez he liked the feeling of running nekkid! sheesh! and cheesus too! it took them yokels 6 months to bust this guy?
i am moving.... ya, i has said i wasnt gonna move, and i sez i was gonna stay put; but im moving......
upstairs!!! ha ha fooled ya, didnt i? i bet ya thought i was moving outta the hotel! naw, im just moving upstairs to a nice sunny room! this one has a closet and just a lil bit bigger, and has a ceiling fan!
heres a tip that may make ya flip! ever try to look at a newspaper online, only to find out that they wanted to charge you a fee to look unless you are a print suscriber? well i found a way around this... when registering, use ya own email addy, but then, when they want ya name and address and phone number, just type in the name and address and phone number of the local library! yep! all libraries suscribe to the paper!! am i a genius or what? hehheeee!
news flash! i have been donut-free for a week!
the moving process will take about a week; reason for being so long is the fone company. it takes 5 working days for the fone company to flip a switch, or what ever they do to shut off my service in one room and turn it on inna nutter room at the same address!! sheesh! and i had to get a new fone number to boot; the reasoning behind that is that if i kept the same number it would take 10 additional days to reinstall the dsl! sheesh! but, if i changed my fone number, they can do it all at once. so, next week, when i move into my new room fully, the service will be shut off in one room and put on thin the new room; i have a sinking feeling im gonna be off-line for a bit... we will see!! the biggest problem will be moving the heavy book shelf upstairs; that will be a challenge.
so, if all goes well, next thursday, i will finish moving all my junk upstairs and the fone and dsl should be switched to the new room...
i dunno if ya have heard about this, but down in southern utah, all them rich folk that live there has seen their fancy-smancy homes crumble into the river due to flooding! and i do mean crumble! the pics on tv was awful! and heres a hoot! these poor slobs with thier fancy homes thought they had flood insurance! but they dont! the "homeowners association" cancelled the flood insurance last july! HA! "homeowners association"!! what a friggen joke!!! cant people get a clue? if i owned a nice fancy home, i'd get my own flood insurance! piss on the "homeowners association" i'd tell them to get bent!! HA!!
one last thing.... theres a army sergeant in georgia home on leave from the war.. now he sez he aint going back! well, let me tell you something, mr i aint goin back to iraq!!! you are in the united states army!!! you chose to be in the army!! what ya think, that when you joined that maybe you wouldnt have to go to war?? do you realise what is gonna happen to you? at the very least, you will be arrested and charged with desertion in time of war! note, article 85 of the uniform code of military justice:
ART. 85. DESERTION
(a) Any member of the armed forces who--
(1) without authority goes or remains absent from his unit, organization, or place of duty with intent to remain away therefrom permanently;
(2) quits his unit, organization, or place of duty with intent to avoid hazardous duty or to shirk important service; or
(3) without being regularly separated from one of the armed forces enlists or accepts an appointment in the same or another on of the armed forces without fully disclosing the fact that he has not been regularly separated, or enters any foreign armed service except when authorized by the United States;
is guilty of desertion.
period. plain and simple! this aint no joke!
i hope this soldier comes to his senses and returns to his unit before the shit hits the fan.
hava happy friday, one and all, and stay warm!!!
